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El Chupe I saw a preview yesterday for an upcoming documentary that I think may just be an Aretha Franklin concert in a church in like 1967 and it looked like something you will dig.

How many did you end up eating do you remember?

Observed a squirrel while walking the dog tonight and it was a cute squirrel! Seems like usually they’re a little gnarly looking and inconsistently-colored furred, but this one was all gray and handsome. Very clean.

I'm gonna make a smore with a Reese's Cup.

I literally have like 150 Reese's Cups in my house right now. They are ostensibly for handing out at Halloween. We'll see. If you were on Jackass or Man Versus Food or whatever, how many Reese's Cups do you ding dongs think you could eat? Could you eat 25?

Watching the 2nd new Planet of the Apes movie. Man, this one ape is PISSED.

Toad the Wet Sprocket?

Do you ever think about how 200,000 years ago there were caveman types who got chased by dinosaurs and shit and lived really difficult and scary lives and those guys died. They had souls or consciousness or whatever. Where did those souls go after death? Is there a caveman heaven? Did those...

I don't know what OG Skywalker is but I am partying nevertheless.

What is up, bonedogs? You ever think about the fact that Orion's Belt is not like 3 stars really close together and next to each other, but rather they're just 3 super bright stars situated millions and millions of light years from each other that from our really tiny viewpoint on earth appear...

You know how you'll occasionally see someone walking a dog and the dog will have a pair of big, swinging, human man balls? What if dogs instead of concealed red rockets had a big, swinging human man dick? That would be amazing. I wonder if people still would like dogs the same and have...

First time getting high was via shared joint with EL CHUPE behind Piccolo dorm. Didn't really know I was stoned, but later was like jamming out guitar hero style on a broom in ACC Champion's room and Down Denny asked if I was baked and I was like, "yeah, I guess that's what's happening right...

When is the first time you guys got stoned?

What do you guys think Obama uses for birth control? Is he fixed? Birth control pills? Or do you think Barak just pulls out and sprays all over Michelle's back?

I'm at the beach right now and there is a Dairy Queen very close by, but it is the slowest ice cream shop in the entire world. I think one of the chicks who works there must be slow or something, because it takes her like 15 goddamn minutes to make 2 blizzards. Anyway, despite the wait times...

I'm pretty sure cookie dough is the most popular ice cream flavor these days, or at least top 5, but that shit didn't even EXIST when I was a wee boy. We invented it in my life time, a goddamn food. I can't think of other foods that got invented in my life. Certainly not a top-5 food. Like...

A lot of times when I see a pregnant lady I think about the fact some dude had an orgasm into her body. Just raw dog hittin it, then a bunch of sauce is squirted inside them. It's cool that broads are fine with that.

Do you guys ever think about the universe and shit and just think like, damn? I saw something the other day about how every single star we can see in the sky is in this relatively tiny part of the Milky Way Galaxy, and the galaxy is just one of like trillions upon trillions in the universe. I...

Why is that when we shorten the name Thomas, we shorten it to Tom instead of Thom? Where does the H go? Why did it happen this way? Anywaysssssss, what up boners?