I was at at Oconnells watching the Lakers/blazers playoff game. I had been there for a while and wanted to find a place to sit. Two ladies in their late twenties had a booth. I asked them if I could join them to watch the fourth quarter.
They smiled and said I could, but they'd like to make a bet. I was all ears. They were Blazers fans. Their bet was if the Blazers won I had to buy each of them a drink. Even though the Blazers were up fifteen or so, I knew this was a no lose as I would have bought them a drink anyway.
I then said, "What if the Lakers win?"
One said, "we'll each buy you a drink."
"But you're up fifteen going into the fourth quarter."
They smiled at each other and the other one said,"If the Lakers win, you get to choose which one of us will give you a blow job."
It was the only time I can ever remember rooting for the Lakers.....yes they honored their bet