Baseball system of describing hook-ups (sex talk inside, nervous Pit broads beware)

[DG3]

Home run saving catch: Negative pregnancy test

 

[ibleedgoldandblack]

Trying and failing to convince a girl to move from foreplay to sex = Thrown out trying to steal home

 

[DG3]

Pinch hit homerun: Hooking it with your B girl when A can't come over.

 

[Semi-Tough Deac]

A walk off has to be when you bed a 9 or 10, and immediately upon completion you run out the door and down the street, doing your best Kirk Gibson or Joe Carter, to the nearest bar where your buddies are waiting and as soon as you run through the door you all do that bouncing celebration dance teams do and then get drunk.

 

[DG3]

Idk... If I'm bedding a 10, I'm trying to lock that down.

 

[Go]

Wait, an HJ is 2nd base now?

GDamn

 

[RJKarl]

Idk... If I'm bedding a 10, I'm trying to lock that down.

If YOU are bedding a 10, she's either blind drunk or a hooker.

 

[bojanglefunk]

If YOU are bedding a 10, she's either blind drunk or a hooker.

:rimshot:

 

[DG3]

If YOU are bedding a 10, she's either blind drunk or a hooker.

Thanks RJ

 

[deacondamo]

This is like deciding to hang out at home and chill one night; then your smoking hot ex calls you out of the blue to come over and fuck your brains out all night.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

i think last night I got caught in a pickle

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

or whatever peed on is

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

and then the closer blew the save

 

[deacondamo]

and then the closer blew the save

that's called Jim Johnson'ed.

 

[Deacfreak07]

i think last night I got caught in a pickle

or whatever peed on is

and then the closer blew the save

Hilarious

 

[lokisapocalypse]

What's sliding head first into second base?

Motorboating.