We could deport all of the Cowboys fans.
You can have your space, cowboy, i ain't gonna fence you inI guess they don’t remember the lessons of the ice storm where Texas’ independent and poorly maintained grid fucked em over. Now extend that to every other aspect of life and you’ll have a lot of sad suburban cowboys in Texas.
Can't spell "secession" without Ess Eee See!How would this affect Texas joining the SEC ?
Which ones?There would also be conservatives from all over the 49 states moving to Texas which along with Texas outmigration would turn several states blue.
Other than Ohio each of these has a shot if the craziest export themselves.Which ones?
AZ
GA
NC
OH?
Aside from the crazies that have already moved to places like rural Idaho, I'm not convinced that many conservatives in states like Alabama or South Carolina would actually pack up and move to Texas in this scenario. Most of them would just loudly call for their state to join Texas, at least until things came crashing down in Texas.There would also be conservatives from all over the 49 states moving to Texas which along with Texas outmigration would turn several states blue.
Only if Mexico then pays for a wall.biden should just give texas back to mexcio for free
Now we can build a wall.biden should just give texas back to mexcio for free
...Only if Mexico then pays for a wall.
3 of my favorite Shane Gillis skits
There was a question someone posted on social media that asked if Texas seceded would senior citizens still get their Social Security checks. Most of these idiots who are proposing this have no idea of what they would likely be losing or how bad it might get for people like them.I mean in reality if Texas tried to secede there would be millions of people who immediately left Texas to move to a different state, which would definitely collapse the Texas economy.
Every big city in Texas would become a ghost town and they’d be begging to come back almost immediately.
There was a question someone posted on social media that asked if Texas seceded would senior citizens still get their Social Security checks. Most of these idiots who are proposing this have no idea of what they would likely be losing or how bad it might get for people like them.
it'll be hilarious when the infrastructure starts to fall apartThere was a question someone posted on social media that asked if Texas seceded would senior citizens still get their Social Security checks. Most of these idiots who are proposing this have no idea of what they would likely be losing or how bad it might get for people like them.