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Bro Talk: sweet freedom

bojanglefunk said:
Protein shakes are a great way to get fat if you don't workout a lot.
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there was a dude i used to work with who was a pretty chubby dude. he was always drinking protein shakes.

one day i was looking at a picture on his desk of some dude and i was like "hey dude, who is this guy?" and he laughed and looked at me like i was joking. at that point i realized it was a pic of him from just a few years before when he weighed like 50 pounds of fat less.
 
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Who the hell drinks protein shakes when they aren't lifting? Way better drink options.
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I didn't mean that as in working out at all. There are a lot of guys like Dented to go lift a bit several times a week at a rate to put on some muscle, but do no cardio and then pound protein. That will make you fat.
 
bojanglefunk said:
I didn't mean that as in working out at all. There are a lot of guys like Dented to go lift a bit several times a week at a rate to put on some muscle, but do no cardio and then pound protein. That will make you fat.
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not sure if the way you wrote that sentence was intended or not, but i lol'ed.
 
Checking into this brofest a bit late but not giving a rip. How goes it bros?

I just quit my job/got fired so I need to bro out tonight.
 
No, just in time. Just got sick of THE MAN?

Go get slammed and get a cofc coed, dude.
 
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Can't wait to fucking put the sun roof back and bounce to some motherfucking DMX on the way back from work.
 
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No, just in time. Just got sick of THE MAN?

Go get slammed and get a cofc coed dude.
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I couldnt take THE MAN telling me what to do for one more minute. I have a #PBR in hand and am drinking away my sorrows. My only regret is that this may chip away at my ability to attend UT football games.
 
palmab03 said:
What was your previous line of work brosef?
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I was working for a realty company on the Isle of Palms. The office was made up entirely of women who smelled my high levels of testosterone and worried for their lives. One night I got too hammered and didnt show up for work. These bitches took it personally and fired me. Hell of a nerve those broads had. I just need to make enough cash to get through another month or so and I'll be straight.
 
Maybe I missed something but why is there such gable hate
 
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