Bullshit Trump Says

[Newenglanddeac]

So new arrivals can still qualify for DACA? Interesting.

 

[avalon]

"Stop being mean to my propaganda outlet!"

Seriously though, you're not supposed to tell everyone you love the right wing media company. Kind of gives away the game. (It also gives away the game to call out Sinclair - they're trying to funnel the message through local reporters.)

Also, he's yelling at Jeff Sessions over twitter again.

 

[BarcaDeac]

nothing better than getting all riled up on Twitter before heading out to the WH lawn to hang out with some kiddos

 

[RJKarl]

Trump telling kiddies at an Easter egg hunt about his "successes" remind me of this:

 

[WakeForestRanger]

 

[Shooshmoo]

This seals it, we're in the matrix. The shitty nightmare matrix without the lady in the red dress.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-2018-white-house-easter-egg-roll/

"Also, I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place."

 

[Shooshmoo]

I mean, if my dad said that, my sister and I would have to have a sad conversation about dad not knowing where he lives anymore and I guess we need to get him to a doctor and start thinking about how he probably shouldn't be driving and let's start looking into hospices and poor mom, how long has he been saying stuff like this, is it new, let's check to make sure he still knows our names.

 

[WakeForestRanger]

I think the Easter Bunny should stand next to Trump for all of his speeches. I know that is the expression most people have on their face as they listen to his bullshit.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

just think of the $700 billion of your dollars going to The Military and then look out the window at broken streets, falling bridge and teachers begging for a few points on a raise they haven't gotten in a decade.

 

[dartsndeacs]

just think of the $700 billion of your dollars going to The Military and then look out the window at broken streets, falling bridge and teachers begging for a few points on a raise they haven't gotten in a decade.

Our economy was not made great by people with part time jobs whining about wanting more.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

you're right, it was made thanks to Germany and Japan acting like a couple of geeds

 

[dartsndeacs]

you're right, it was made thanks to Germany and Japan acting like a couple of geeds

Kinda like how North Korea is these days

 

[ImTheCaptain]

not really; a war with Korea would hardly mobilize our entire economy

 

[BarcaDeac]

I see ol' Role Model Trump is tweetin' up a storm this morning calling everyone a name. setting a great example for the kids, this one.

 

[gfspencer]

Mister Spanky says, "We call it sometimes tippy-top shape." Facepalm

 

[WakeForestRanger]

The vile moron means Mexico's southern border.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

border patrol scratches head

 

[WakeForestRanger]

 

[06deacon]

The world gets dumber every time this jackoff opens his mouth or tweets.

 

[Demonwolverine]

I recently watched the episode of Black Mirror where a vulgar, cartoon bear almost wins an election by just talking about how much everything sucks. It hit a little too close to home.