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Chat Thread: 10s: HOF, 20s: kid kungfu sphincter paralysis, 50: Chick-fill-A-hole

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So, if you bleed out your ass for a few days, you gain immortality.

Wow!
 
palmab03 said:
In the ER now. The lady next to me is “feeling out of it” and getting quite a lot of attention. Quoting her right now she’s “mildly out of sorts.” Meanwhile I’m slowly bleeding to death from my butthole for the past 36 hours . Been waiting an hour now., should I say something? #priorities
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Ts and Ps
 
palmab03 said:
In the ER now. The lady next to me is “feeling out of it” and getting quite a lot of attention. Quoting her right now she’s “mildly out of sorts.” Meanwhile I’m slowly bleeding to death from my butthole for the past 36 hours . Been waiting an hour now., should I say something? #priorities
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I told Juice he was using too much teeth last time. Sounds like he didn't listen.
 
palmab03 said:
In the ER now. The lady next to me is “feeling out of it” and getting quite a lot of attention. Quoting her right now she’s “mildly out of sorts.” Meanwhile I’m slowly bleeding to death from my butthole for the past 36 hours . Been waiting an hour now., should I say something? #priorities
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lbE recommends Tucks Pads.
 
Now enjoy likely getting 6+ bills over the next 6 weeks from all the various entities with tentacles extending into the ED.


Good luck healing.
 
ConnorEl said:
Now enjoy likely getting 6+ bills over the next 6 weeks from all the various entities with tentacles extending into the ED.


Good luck healing.
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I am on a small network HMO. Will be interesting to see how it shakes out. But I’m at an in network hospital and the max OOP is like $1,650.

Surgeon pointed out what’s so fucked with our system. A month ago I went to my primary care and tried to book a gastro appt. as of today is still “pending” from the medical group. Now since I had to ER it the insurance company is gonna get a $20k Bill, instead of just something I could have had handled in the gastro’s office a month ago.

Prolly gonna switch to PPO next year as cost is becoming less of a concern.
 
Hadn’t pissed in over 24h ago. Had to piss 7 hours ago. 2 catheter attempts later I finally got to piss. Trying to spend 4 hours with the feeling of like being 1 second away from pissing and not being able to is brutal.

Lucky it’s a Sunday.
 
The connection between your bleeding butt hole, numb penis, and full bladder is kind of intriguing.
 
wakephan09 said:
The connection between your bleeding butt hole, numb penis, and full bladder is kind of intriguing.
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Surgery to remove Hemmorhoid had anesthesia which numbs whatever nerves are used to allow you to per and/or inflamed the prostate to which I can no longer pee. Apparently it’s really fucking common and really wasn’t disclosed when they asked me what kind of anesthesia I wanted to use. So they did the spinal one.
 
Grabs Turds Bare said:
Man, dude, I hope your garbage heals up soon. Glad you're ok.
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Yeah man. Not being able to pee is pretty fucking miserable. Once it backs up you can get urinary tract infections and shit. Had to wait around for like 4 hours today for the urologist. Dude never showed up. Tried to get one nurse to insert, didn’t work. Then eventually the urologist told the doctor what to do, they injected some numbing shit in there, and after about 5 mins got it in and got some relief. It wasnt that painful surprisingly. Doc said they’d keep it in there for a few hours, and if I can per myself I can go home at around 3.

Surgeon came in around 5 and said we’d take it out at 7:30.

New nurse I never met came in at 7;10 and said the urologist wants me to take the catheter and bag home and like come see him in a couple days. I’m not a big fan of said urologist. I don’t think it’s too much to ask to want to talk to a specialist about what to expect if all the sudden you can’t take a piss without an 8 inch tube in there. The nurse kinda threw him under the bus for not showing up because they weren’t qualified to try the first time.

Methinks these clowns should communicate better.

So from research it does seem likely that it’ll take like 3 days and I’ll have to take this shit home, but I said fuck it, take it out, and I’ll get a good nights sleep for once in 5 days. And if we have to put it back in tomorrow we’ll deal with it then.
 
Fuck. Yes. I peed.

This piece of shit urologist made me wait 5 hours while he was on call, never showed up, made someone else do his job, then wanted me to walk around with a catheter at home for 3 fucking days.
 
palmab03 said:
Fuck. Yes. I peed.

This piece of shit urologist made me wait 5 hours while he was on call, never showed up, made someone else do his job, then wanted me to walk around with a catheter at home for 3 fucking days.
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Fucking brutal
 
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