chat thread 3 early 5 plama

[DeaconCav06]

Mine is set for 530 but I’ve been up at 5:15 all of this week.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Stan Gable has no hair

that’s a bald face lie

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

the Stan gable one is one I have no clue about its origins

 

[Biff Tannen]

the Stan gable one is one I have no clue about its origins

Moonzzz

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Damn, if DeSantis doesn’t give off Ross fucking Geller, getting lost in the English countryside, cow liberating Capt. Sobel vibes, I don’t know who does.

High Ho Silver!!

Hey, wanna fuk at the First Carolina Deli today around 11-11:30?

 

[tsywake]

Cock

 

[Biff Tannen]

Cock

I don’t think this is true.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

She still has to go to work, she just stops getting paid.

Same same. Live that life though

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sx, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

an update on the dipping mustards template

Why does this make.me angry? I don't understand anything anymore.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

View attachment 5709

I understand this slightly more, but it's still not good

 

[mako1331]

I used to set my alarm for 5:00 and hit snooze a couple of times. This week I set it at 5:20 and I get up as soon as it goes off. It seems to help me get going in the morning.

4:20 and my head pops off the pillow because my life is awesome and every day is a gift waiting to be unwrapped.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Cock

I don't think it's true that people think about big, veiny, throbbing cocks all the time. I certainly don't think about delicious dicks at all times. That would be super gay.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

4:20 and my head pops off the pillow because my life is awesome and every day is a gift waiting to be unwrapped.

At what point do you start the first YouTube video to drown out the voices in your skull?

 

[mako1331]

At what point do you start the first YouTube video to drown out the voices in your skull?

I definitely have some tv series on on my phone while I'm getting ready or getting the kids' shit together.

 

[deaconson]

Maybe that cop was a dick though.

Sniffing out the deep state and biting their magat asses.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Page 96. I leave for a few days and you guys go all fuckin' gangbusters.

 

[IamThunderbolt]

Hey, wanna fuk at the First Carolina Deli today around 11-11:30?

Man, would love to, but I have a flight to ATL at 1 this afternoon.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Man, would love to, but I have a flight to ATL at 1 this afternoon.

Oh shit, enjoy it. We'll catch up next week. I'm almost out of the woods catching up from that trial.

Oh, hey, @DeaconCav06 , I got selected for oral argument at the Fourth Circuit. I've got so many briefs up there that I'm super passionate about, so of course they pick the one that I don't give two shits about.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Oh shit, enjoy it. We'll catch up next week. I'm almost out of the woods catching up from that trial.

Oh, hey, @DeaconCav06 , I got selected for oral argument at the Fourth Circuit. I've got so many briefs up there that I'm super passionate about, so of course they pick the one that I don't give two shits about.

Just casually drop your position in the other cases into your oral arguments.