Tied up the GD phone line until we got a "modem line" put in just for the PC. Try to call your ladies on the cordless phone, and can't get them because they are on AIM tying up the phone line. What a great time to be alive.
I was a MSN messenger type of guy myself. ICQ if I was feeling lucky.
I thought my hotmail address made me high society. I had to have my older sister help me set one up. My first email address was Calvin(###) Cant remember the numbers, but the calvin part was because I loved calvin and hobbes.