Chat Thread: An Idiot Abroad: Spain or Italy or France !????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kory]

first in a lot

 

[BarcaDeac]

I hope all of you teacher and professor people are teaching your overeducated students about the Mecklenburg Declaration of Independence, or Meck Dec. Mecklenburg County declared it's independence from England more than a year than the rest of the country. You are welcome for your freedom. NC is First in Flight and First in Freedom.

so to circle back on this, I hope the teacher and professor people are NOT teaching your overeducated students about the Mecklenburg Declaration of Independence. because turns out, it really is:

Critical Meck Theory

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

My daughter has gotten into the habit of using the toilet after bedtime while I am in the living room with my wife, and then waddling into the living room with her underwear around her ankles asking for help to wipe her ass. For some reason my wife thinks this is hilarious while when I did this at her parents house she wouldn’t talk to me for the rest of the night

 

[mako1331]

My daughter has gotten into the habit of using the toilet after bedtime while I am in the living room with my wife, and then waddling into the living room with her underwear around her ankles asking for help to wipe her ass. For some reason my wife thinks this is hilarious while when I did this at her parents house she wouldn’t talk to me for the rest of the night

My 4yo takes bigger dumps than I do. Like the size of my forearm. It's insane.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

My 4yo takes bigger dumps than I do. Like the size of my forearm. It's insane.

It’s all the cheese they eat.

 

[forensicdeac]

My 4yo takes bigger dumps than I do. Like the size of my forearm. It's insane.

Ha. My 5yo is the same and she doesn't always flush. It has gotten to the point that we consider warning people when she stays over bc it is alarming.

 

[Kory]

why do you think poop/farts/etc. are funny

 

[birdman]

I haven't been following the Depp/Heard trial closely because I'm not a complete lunatic, but it seems pretty clear they are both abusive assholes, right? Seems like a lot of women have taken the pro-Depp/anti-Heard side, but they both seem to have done terrible, abusive stuff to each other.

This should get you caught up:

 

[Kory]

birdman is it true that birds poop before they fly on purpose to minimize weight

 

[deacdiggler]

My daughter has gotten into the habit of using the toilet after bedtime while I am in the living room with my wife, and then waddling into the living room with her underwear around her ankles asking for help to wipe her ass. For some reason my wife thinks this is hilarious while when I did this at her parents house she wouldn’t talk to me for the rest of the night

were her parents amused though?

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

were her parents amused though?

Last time I ask them for help

 

[Kory]

 

[Milhouse]

why do you think poop/farts/etc. are funny

jagsfan.gif

 

[Biff Tannen]

I’m not sure why some of you are so threatened by the rise of Charlotte.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Amber Heard is Crazy Hot ! !!

 

[YoungBuck95]

I won’t feel threatened until it has a river

 

[YoungBuck95]

I just bought new windshield wipers & the old man at the store tried selling me a $5 warranty. Wonder how many people actually purchase that.

 

[BarcaDeac]

SLC has a bigass lake but no river. Real city?

 

[YoungBuck95]

Jordan River dude

 

[mako1331]

We let the 7yo pick wherever she wanted to go for dinner for her birthday so now I’m waiting an hour to eat at Applebee’s.