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Chat Thread: biff brings board balance

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Oh shit, now that I've been outed as someone who actually owns dozens of businesses, I'm fielding calls from all the investigative journalists at my local paper. Thanks a lot guys
 
ImTheCaptain said:
by correctly inferring that Biff doesn't do the cooking
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I think he was inferring that Biff wanted the big range and the wife said no, that's too big and in fact the wife runs the relationship. Either way, it has to be exhausting reading that exchange and finding yourself offended.
 
the sexist joke was tigerswood "FIFY" post changing "we" to "she"

similar to knight's homophobic jokes, the offense isn't entirely in the sexism itself, but in the laziness of the humor on top of the sexism
 
wakephan09 said:
Oh shit, now that I've been outed as someone who actually owns dozens of businesses, I'm fielding calls from all the investigative journalists at my local paper. Thanks a lot guys
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You better work on your part.
 
This will get me every time

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JuiceCrewAllStar said:
the sexist joke was tigerswood "FIFY" post changing "we" to "she"

similar to knight's homophobic jokes, the offense isn't entirely in the sexism itself, but in the laziness of the humor on top of the sexism
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farts are still funny though
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
the sexist joke was tigerswood "FIFY" post changing "we" to "she"

similar to knight's homophobic jokes, the offense isn't entirely in the sexism itself, but in the laziness of the humor on top of the sexism
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So it’s sexist against men that she’s in charge?
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
the sexist joke was tigerswood "FIFY" post changing "we" to "she"

similar to knight's homophobic jokes, the offense isn't entirely in the sexism itself, but in the laziness of the humor on top of the sexism
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You are truly a bastion of hope for our country's comedic future.

The joke was somewhat nuanced, IMHO. Of course it had the "get in the kitchen" undertones that were obvious (but harmless). But primarily, it was playing off the frequently referenced idea that Biff's wife has (had?) a sweet job and wears the pants. Perhaps your funny bone is broken. Or your humerus. I'll be here all week.
 
FWIW, we both agreed that a 36" range was enough to meet our cooking needs. I still want the prep sink though and will be presenting my case to the kitchen designer. WE currently have two sinks, each with a disposer, and I really like it. HER argument is that, with the reconfiguration of the kitchen, the refrigerator will be closer to the main sink and therefore it will not be as necessary to have two sinks. I'm going to come at her with, "Whatabout when you need to fill a pot with water next to the stove ? HUH? What are you going to do then ? Spill water all over the fucking place ?" Shit.
 
BiffTannen said:
FWIW, we both agreed that a 36" range was enough to meet our cooking needs. I still want the prep sink though and will be presenting my case to the kitchen designer. WE currently have two sinks, each with a disposer, and I really like it. HER argument is that, with the reconfiguration of the kitchen, the refrigerator will be closer to the main sink and therefore it will not be as necessary to have two sinks. I'm going to come at her with, "Whatabout when you need to fill a pot with water next to the stove ? HUH? What are you going to do then ? Spill water all over the fucking place ?" Shit.
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what does fridge/sink proximity have to do with anything?

if you're moving stuff around make the second sink a bar sink/area so people stay out of the kitchen cooking zone during parties
 
It has to do with food prep and turning around to get the next thing out of the refrigerator without walking across the kitchen, which is why we have two sinks now. No need for more bar space.
 
just install a pot filler in the wall. that is actually pretty handy, although I never minded walking three feet with a pot of water.
 
BiffTannen said:
FWIW, we both agreed that a 36" range was enough to meet our cooking needs. I still want the prep sink though and will be presenting my case to the kitchen designer. WE currently have two sinks, each with a disposer, and I really like it. HER argument is that, with the reconfiguration of the kitchen, the refrigerator will be closer to the main sink and therefore it will not be as necessary to have two sinks. I'm going to come at her with, "Whatabout when you need to fill a pot with water next to the stove ? HUH? What are you going to do then ? Spill water all over the fucking place ?" Shit.
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What, no pot filler? Next you'll say your refrigerator won't be paneled in fine wood.
 
don't understand the point of the pot filler since I'm assuming at some point you will have to take the pot over to the sink to dump out
 
also a kitchen aid is a really great gift if this is a $300 kind of person.

If not, hand immersion blenders are good

i also got my wife an in-drawer knife block from Williams Sonoma.
 
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