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Grabs Turds Bare said:
Here's where I'm at on that: there are a lot of smart/motivated folks on these here boards. You'd have to make the match ups based on 'right now,' instead of some scheduled event in the future. I mean, Townie is going to get his dome caved in regardless of who he's paired with, but if you gave a dude like Cookout 6 months to study some Tae-Kwon-Do, that motherfucker could learn to take his 95 lb. frame to the next level.

There's also probably a really tough top 5%. Given the nature of the discipline required to get a degree at MSD, dudes who make the effort at staying in shape are going to be bananas. Like, bym is 6'4" with a fucking 6% bodyfat index or some shit.

Dude's like Juice are the wildcards. He might catch a soft pairing, but his pairing might fight that much harder to avoid being fucked in the ass in the event that he got knocked unconscious.
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"sleep spell" guy and "chick waiving bugs away before applauding" are just some of my favorite internet-video things of all time
 
is this like a hunger games style thing or octagon. i think i'd do a lot better in the former.
 
Alright, somebody clever bite the bullet and make the thread.
 
i pulled out the toaster today at lunch and started toasting some rye bread for a sandwich and my dog just fucking lost her mind

it's been half an hour since i finished my sandwich and put the toaster away and the pup is still cowering away in the corner hiding behind a chair
 
TownieDeac said:
i pulled out the toaster today at lunch and started toasting some rye bread for a sandwich and my dog just fucking lost her mind

it's been half an hour since i finished my sandwich and put the toaster away and the pup is still cowering away in the corner hiding behind a chair
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we introduced our dog to the vacuum cleaner yesterday and had a similar experience
 
People always told me that my affection for my dog would lessen when I had kids. I have not found this to be the case.
 
mako1331 said:
People always told me that my affection for my dog would lessen when I had kids. I have not found this to be the case.
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I haven't had any children yet, but I have also been told this, and don't believe it will happen one bit. My dog is cool as hell.
 
mako1331 said:
Alright, somebody clever bite the bullet and make the thread.
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I mean, it's super fun to think about. Is that wrong?

What kind of data points are we talking about? BMI? Just height and weight? Go bananas with body fat index? Trained vs. untrained?

Do we have weight classes or just a royal rumble?
 
mako1331 said:
People always told me that my affection for my dog would lessen when I had kids. I have not found this to be the case.
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cookoutdeac said:
I haven't had any children yet, but I have also been told this, and don't believe it will happen one bit. My dog is cool as hell.
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I can't imagine it will change for us, either. Honestly, dogs are the best and I was definitely cynical about people who said stuff like that before we adopted our pup.
 
6'2", 200 lbs

Trained in Financial Analysis & Competitive Strategy.

Never been in an actual fight in my life, aside from your normal grade school stuff.

If we're doing this March Madness style, I'd like to think I'd coast through the first weekend before getting knocked out (literally) by a Cinderella (not literally) in the Sweet Sixteen.
 
There is a thread in existence now for all of this pondering and posturing. Right now it's just me, GTB, and NF&C. Which is making me rethink the creation of the thread in general.
 
mako1331 said:
There is a thread in existence now for all of this pondering and posturing. Right now it's just me, GTB, and NF&C. Which is making me rethink the creation of the thread in general.
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Should have made it about who could suck the most dicks. Or puffiest nipples.
 
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