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Just took out a group of tubers and 6 of them were wearing jeans.
 
Like jorts or straight up jeans?

We went on a boat last Saturday and it was insane how many tubers were out there.
 
Jeans were the swimming attire of choice for locals in St. Croix it was fucking weird especially since you live on an island.
 
These were full length jeans.


Also I was propositioned by a German couple today so I’m not as hurt that nobody asked me to swing on the cruise.
 
Also I was propositioned by a German couple today so I’m not as hurt that nobody asked me to swing on the cruise.

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Rabbit: Do you know why I pulled you over?
German Man: Because we were going way too fast.
Rabbit: Ja.
German Man: Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?
German Woman: Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.
 
We may attract some new readers to this here chat thread..hopefully they're better than angus
 
I read that as "reconstruction of Greek philosopher Aristotle based on his butt"
 
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