Chat Thread: I worked out with a dumbell yesterday, I feel vigorous

[deaconson]

My calves are chiseled from the same block of marble that Michelangelo used to carve David.

I was bantering with some dudes at top golf this summer. To interrupt my terrible swing he said something like way to go calves or something.

Sorry mako.

 

[Kory]

would you rather be guided by voices or trampled by turtles?

 

[ConnorEl]

For a lot of dudes talking about how much they work out, we are getting very few shirtless pictures.

Trust me, what that sparkly water done to your stomach is nothing to what some shirtless pictures might do.

 

[deaconson]

would you rather be guided by voices or trampled by turtles?

Guided into the sea or off a cliff?

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

whatever style of emoji you call what they have in microsoft teams is the worst style

 

[BarcaDeac]

whatever style of emoji you call what they have in microsoft teams is the worst style

you seem like a non-emoji user. assume you're referring to others posting them.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

🤷‍♂️

 

[birdman]

would you rather be guided by voices or trampled by turtles?

GbV for me. They were/are a band that has too much fun.

 

[ConnorEl]

Actually measured my wife’s calves earlier today. Was ordering some ski/snowboard socks for stocking stuffers (gifts). The socks come in regular and extra stretchy for larger calves. Some reviews complained about them being too tight on the calf, so I thought I’d better measure hers as she does have nicely muscular calves.

Anywho, the given calf sizes on the website size chart didn’t specify a freaking unit. Turns out it was inches. I used a measuring tape marked in cm.

Thus did I unfortunately express amazement at the tremendous size of her calves.

 

[dartsndeacs]

I broke up with one of my gf's primarily because her calves were a bit larger than I liked. I'm a leg guy.

 

[Kory]

whatever style of emoji you call what they have in microsoft teams is the worst style

oof bad take

 

[DeaconCav06]

Just landed in Vegas to discover there’s an active shooter at UNLV.

 

[TimmyClutch]

Actually measured my wife’s calves earlier today. Was ordering some ski/snowboard socks for stocking stuffers (gifts). The socks come in regular and extra stretchy for larger calves. Some reviews complained about them being too tight on the calf, so I thought I’d better measure hers as she does have nicely muscular calves.

Anywho, the given calf sizes on the website size chart didn’t specify a freaking unit. Turns out it was inches. I used a measuring tape marked in cm.

Thus did I unfortunately express amazement at the tremendous size of her calves.

Point 6 ski socks or GTFO that’s how I roll.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

would you rather be guided by voices or trampled by turtles?

as long as the voices guiding me aren't the voices of a magic fucking cricket... voices

 

[ConnorEl]

Point 6 ski socks or GTFO that’s how I roll.

Thx.

Ordered some from this place. Wirecutter recommended. We’ll see.

 

[ConnorEl]

What about voices telling you to lie in the path of turtles?

 

[TimmyClutch]

Thx.

Ordered some from this place. Wirecutter recommended. We’ll see.

Those are good too

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Hey guys, how's it going?

 

[dartsndeacs]

You're not the only ones improving yourself

 

[cookoutdeac]

Remember when @JuiceCrewAllStar asked what conference we would choose if you had to move to a randomly drawn city from that conference? Well I took Big Sky and ended up assigned to Bozeman.

I just did that Spotify wrap thing and it matched me to Bozeman.

How do I let the family know we will be moving to Bozeman based on these two scientific recommendations?

Heyyy I got Bozeman too, we can hang out.