Chat Thread: RJ Remembers Amblerfest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grabs Turds Bare]

and if you say 'sometimes'? you guessed it...

Diagnosis: Big Gay.

But seriously, sometimes is acceptable. Odds are still strongly in favor of big gay though, because you're posting on OGBoards.

 

[DeacsATS]

It hit me tonight during my kids’ bath time... I am deaconbd around them.

“Everyone agrees that it is time to get in the bath. We all know that only two books will be read tonight before bed. Nobody will get out of bed unless they have to pee.”

And they’re all like, “What the fuck is this dude saying? None of us agreed with any of this shit.”

My kids have filthy mouths in this story.

 

[Deaconblue]

Coming down the home stretch.

 

[Biff Tannen]

It's not unrealistic to look at the OB given the other teams in the ACC. Someone is gonna go and Wake and UVA have the highest projected wins from the ACC besides Clemson (UVA at 9 and Wake at 8.5).

We are currently 0-0 in the ACC.

 

[Biff Tannen]

The single most certain thing about our remaining schedule is that we’re going to lose at Clemson.

 

[Deaconblue]

Will this finish tonight?

 

[ConnorEl]

They apparently don’t make refrigerators to be nearly as durable as in the past. I mean, they’re fancier for sure. But seem to manifest presumably planned senescence in about 1/2 the time as the old ones. (!)

New one arriving Wednesday...

 

[Biff Tannen]

Congratulations in the refrigerator.

 

[ConnorEl]

Definitely doing our part to stimulate the ol’ economy.

 

[RJKarl]

They apparently don’t make refrigerators to be nearly as durable as in the past. I mean, they’re fancier for sure. But seem to manifest presumably planned senescence in about 1/2 the time as the old ones. (!)

New one arriving Wednesday...

Does it shake your martinis for you?

 

[ConnorEl]

Nah, but they’re putting frickin’ Kuerig brewers in ‘em these days.

Didn’t go for that.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

They apparently don’t make refrigerators to be nearly as durable as in the past. I mean, they’re fancier for sure. But seem to manifest presumably planned senescence in about 1/2 the time as the old ones. (!)

New one arriving Wednesday...

All appliances suck giant dong now. Fucking clothes washers are a nightmare

 

[ConnorEl]

Our washer and dryer are 24 years old.


Bet we don’t get that out of our next ones.

 

[Biff Tannen]

What’s with calling all kinds of different shit an appliance ? Like a lamp is a lighting appliance.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

What’s with calling all kinds of different shit an appliance ? Like a lamp is a lighting appliance.

If it's too big to fit in juice's mom's cooter, it's an appliance.

Clothes washers, dish washers, water heaters, refrigerators are appliances.

Furniture is not. Blenders, toasters, and mixers are arguable (maybe as a "kitchen appliance"). ,TV's are not.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

Video game console: not.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Dental appliances. What is the meaning of that?

 

[Biff Tannen]

Dummb

 

[Biff Tannen]

Pointless.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

Dental appliances. What is the meaning of that?

I think that's what two girls use when they wanna get married to each other.