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WindyCityDeac said:
i feel like i need to get some clarity around why soda innuendo.
And then..i don't think i really want to know
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Because I saw an advertisement for Baja blast this morning on my phone and just decided that was the theme for today. Do you know how hard it is to keep love notes fresh every single day
 
mako1331 said:
So every day when I get back from working out while I'm having my coffee and before I wake the kids up, I write my wife some form of love/affirmation letter and leave it in her work computer for when she starts the day. I was pretty proud of today's effort and I have decided to share with you people.

Dear wife,

I'm very sorry that I didn't Fanta you last night. I'm sure it would've been a Baja Blast, but I was really tired from walking around the zoo all day. Maybe, if you're lucky, I'll let you Dr. my Pepper later. I know that the idea of that will probably put a little Pepsi in your step. It might even make you a little Mtn. Dew-y in your drawers. I just pray that it doesn't leave you all Canada Dry in your nethers. If we get to bang later, I promise not to be Brisk, and I'll give you my Pepsi-Max. That's a lot of soda innuendo for 5:30 in the morning.


I love you,

Mako








So I'm totally closing the deal later, right?
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Copy/Paste/Send to Mrs. Tannen.
 
mako1331 said:
So every day when I get back from working out while I'm having my coffee and before I wake the kids up, I write my wife some form of love/affirmation letter and leave it in her work computer for when she starts the day. I was pretty proud of today's effort and I have decided to share with you people.

Dear wife,

I'm very sorry that I didn't Fanta you last night. I'm sure it would've been a Baja Blast, but I was really tired from walking around the zoo all day. Maybe, if you're lucky, I'll let you Dr. my Pepper later. I know that the idea of that will probably put a little Pepsi in your step. It might even make you a little Mtn. Dew-y in your drawers. I just pray that it doesn't leave you all Canada Dry in your nethers. If we get to bang later, I promise not to be Brisk, and I'll give you my Pepsi-Max. That's a lot of soda innuendo for 5:30 in the morning.


I love you,

Mako








So I'm totally closing the deal later, right?
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mako1331 said:
So every day when I get back from working out while I'm having my coffee and before I wake the kids up, I write my wife some form of love/affirmation letter and leave it in her work computer for when she starts the day. I was pretty proud of today's effort and I have decided to share with you people.

Dear wife,

I'm very sorry that I didn't Fanta you last night. I'm sure it would've been a Baja Blast, but I was really tired from walking around the zoo all day. Maybe, if you're lucky, I'll let you Dr. my Pepper later. I know that the idea of that will probably put a little Pepsi in your step. It might even make you a little Mtn. Dew-y in your drawers. I just pray that it doesn't leave you all Canada Dry in your nethers. If we get to bang later, I promise not to be Brisk, and I'll give you my Pepsi-Max. That's a lot of soda innuendo for 5:30 in the morning.


I love you,

Mako








So I'm totally closing the deal later, right?
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