Chat Thread - Will Chupe hook it with his cousin? Find out... NEXT

[deaconson]

FarmersOnly work out for you?

Well done.

 

[PhDeac]

Is that even still a thing? I haven’t seen an ad for it in awhile.

 

[DeacInVermont]

Is that even still a thing? I haven’t seen an ad for it in awhile.

I thought the same thing until I had Thanksgiving in Wilmer, Alabama. I saw several ads for it on the Mobile channels.

 

[deaconson]

Is that even still a thing? I haven’t seen an ad for it in awhile.

Who watches commercials anymore? I even DVR games and start it late to avoid them.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Who watches commercials anymore? I even DVR games and start it late to avoid them.

Since I like to browse Twitter on my phone while watching games, no can do

 

[PhDeac]

Since I like to browse Twitter on my phone while watching games, no can do

Yep. I get too many alerts on my phone for that.

 

[El Chupacabra]

This may be the vol-cel movement's toughest test yet.

 

[PhDeac]

This may be the vol-cel movement's toughest test yet.

You don’t have to be lonely.

 

[El Chupacabra]

It wasn't boring. She's cute and interesting. She had two cards declined, so I had to buy dinner and I half-expected it to be a scam at that point. But we started talking about dating and she said she had a weird story to tell me when we walked around later. She told me about a second date at a guy's house who lived out in the woods, who only had glass furniture. She said he had been up front about a couple of kinks, but she walked in and he was playing experimental German 80s electronic music very loud and it turned out he had a dead rabbit shrine. Like an altar to his childhood pet rabbit whose untimely passing had apparently had a traumatic effect on him. She said she was pretty weirded out but ended up hanging around and the night ended with her getting spanked under the rabbit shrine.

Then we made out a bit by her truck, and she goes -- ok, you can come back to my house but you're most likely not going to get into my bedroom, I have two roommates one of whom is likely there but if she's there she'll be in her bedroom. I was into it but by the time she drove me back to my car I had reconsidered, and decided to just come back home. She has already made a couple of spanking/paddling joke texts since, though. Pretty sure I could have gotten under her shirt.

 

[dartsndeacs]

you asked her to go halves on a first date? Bruh

 

[bmoneydeac]

Let’s hear more about these kinks.

 

[El Chupacabra]

I’m not trying to drop that much cash on a date — first or second or most — unless it’s an occasion; if that makes a difference then it is probably not going to work out anyway and oh well.

 

[El Chupacabra]

She didn’t mention any of her kinks specifically, but said she was surprised/disappointed she wasn’t more turned on by the dead rabbit shrine spanking.

 

[deaconson]

you asked her to go halves on a first date? Bruh

She didn’t mention any of her kinks specifically, but said she was surprised/disappointed she wasn’t more turned on by the dead rabbit shrine spanking.

Pretty sure this answers your question.

 

[El Chupacabra]

What question?

 

[deaconson]

Uh... asking her to go dutch on a (first) date.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

yeah, chupe, kinda montez, bro

 

[dartsndeacs]

You can start going dutch once you're in a relationship

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

or if you wanna flex some gender equality muscles, just tell her she can pay next time

 

[DistrictDeacon]

or if you wanna flex some gender equality muscles, just tell her she can pay next time

Or that she can get the drinks at the bar.