Just for that sarcastic comment I won't tell you about the Wild Kingdom-like close encounter we had with a huge osprey...
See, there you go, Ospreys are awesome.
Birdman bird factoid: When osprey catch a fish they carry it back to the nest with the fish's head facing forward to reduce drag and make flying just a little bit easier.
Bonus birdman bird factoid: Bald Eagles make about 40% of their living stealing food from osprey, so even after DDT was eliminated form the US, Bald Eagles did not recover until Osprey made their own recovery first.