Chat Tread Raffi - Down By The Bay - Did you ever go to a basketball game, and steal concessions without shame ? ? ! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[wakephan09]

hopefully that dude was BORN in 1995; if someone is in their 20s i'm willing to turn a blind eye to a lot of dumb shit that they do

They'd barely be in their twenties. I don't think I'm on board with the blind eye for a 29 year old

 

[deacdiggler]

i'm trying to pick an arbitrary cutoff point and 30 seems good. i would also entertain 25 but i was doing dumb shit until......well never mind

 

[Deacsfan27]

We took the offer from last week and they have due diligence until 6PM this Saturday. If that goes through then we close on 3/15.

It's getting real! Heading to Winston on Friday to knock out some home viewings/make a purchase if we see one we like. They seem to be flying off the shelves based on our realtor's feedback and how quickly they come up and then get bought.

 

[JamesSokolove]

theres two homes for sale on my block. Can't wait to be your neighbor

 

[birdman]

They'd barely be in their twenties. I don't think I'm on board with the blind eye for a 29 year old

As Beowolf declared in chapter 7 vs 14, "Thou shalt not steal if you are older the 29.99 equinoxi."

That's a direct quote, look it up.

 

[YoungBuck95]

Nothing springs you outta bed like hearing your dog work up some puke in the middle of the night

 

[deacfan78]

Nothing springs you outta bed like hearing your dog work up some puke in the middle of the night

It's 2:16 PM

 

[YoungBuck95]

It's 2:16 PM

Yeah it happened at night man

 

[deacon14]

oh you've been judged already

To clarify, I do not steal $12 worth of concessions and I would not be proud enough of myself to brag about it online if I did

 

[06deacon]

Nothing springs you outta bed like hearing your dog work up some puke in the middle of the night

Not anymore it doesn’t or I’d be up every night. She can puke in her plastic bottomed kennel and eat it again, fuck if I’m gonna get out of bed yet again because she can’t stop eating mulch, her own hair and hatchimals. stupid piece of shit.

 

[Kory]

kleptomania is a real control disorder

 

[06deacon]

Now when I had a less detestable dog I got pretty good at getting him onto a hard surface, cupping my hands and catching 90% of it.

 

[Biff Tannen]

kleptomania is a real control disorder

Lock them up. Control restored.

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Now when I had a less detestable dog I got pretty good at getting him onto a hard surface, cupping my hands and catching 90% of it.

what the fuck

 

[WRS]

Now when I had a less detestable dog I got pretty good at getting him onto a hard surface

nods head

cupping my hands and catching 90% of it.

blinks slowly what the actual fuck

 

[06deacon]

what the fuck

After you’ve tried to scrub dog puke out of a couch cushion or carpet, this method is by far the better option.

 

[deacdiggler]

nods head



blinks slowly what the actual fuck

yeah this. i'm all in for the hard surface, but the point of the hard surface is to avoid the carpet cleanup

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

I’m just buying a new couch before I’m on my knees catching dog puke.

 

[BeachBumDeac]

the only puke I will ever catch in my hands is my own

 

[Biff Tannen]

You people are not really all that kinky after all.