ChatThreadCXVIII: the more flesh color a carrot is, the more likely it is your finger

[lbE08]

dick pics, bro

i prefer no hands in the pics. i don't want to feel like im watchign someone choke the chicken.

 

[BillBrasky]

i played video games with a chick with a tattoo in the same place where rtq's is and now she wants to go out and to a strip club when i get back

this is a trap

I'm gonna need an update on this. Some backstory would be nice as well. You can take it to the BRO thread if needed.

K Thnx.

 

[TownieDeac]

i think for scale's sake, you put your dick on a table top next to say...a stick of butter, or in other cases, a roll of smarties, depending on you know

 

[Deacfreak07]

i prefer no hands in the pics. i don't want to feel like im watchign someone choke the chicken.

no nonsense look at the merchandise. I can dig it.

 

[buckets]

i prefer no hands in the pics. i don't want to feel like im watchign someone choke the chicken.

J seems too classy to send d pics

 

[Deacfreak07]

i think for scale's sake, you put your dick on a table top next to say...a stick of butter, or in other cases, a roll of smarties, depending on you know

I prefer to lay it on top of a Pop-Tart

 

[lbE08]

i know what i'm looking at these days, so no size comparison needed.

 

[JDawg]

I'm gonna need an update on this. Some backstory would be nice as well. You can take it to the BRO thread if needed.

K Thnx.

OMG I missed this

 

[tsywake]

i think for scale's sake, you put your dick on a table top next to say...a stick of butter, or in other cases, a roll of smarties, depending on you know

I prefer a fire hose.

 

[BillBrasky]

Have we ever decided as a society what exactly is DickPic protocol? Limp? Half fluff? Fully chubb?

Because when I finally send one I need to know how to prepare myself.

 

[bojanglefunk]

ahhhhh Raleigh's finally getting an Anthropologie in North Hills! Best news!!!

This may change my default Teeter location from Cameron Village to North Hills #ITBvsOTB

Go to the Teeter on Glenwood- way better parking and way less crowded than CV's. #itbprotip

 

[HeavyPetter]

Have we ever decided as a society what exactly is DickPic protocol? Limp? Half fluff? Fully chubb?

Because when I finally send one I need to know how to prepare myself.

Obvious answer: Check with your mom.

 

[HeavyPetter]

Go to the Teeter on Glenwood- way better parking and way less crowded than CV's. #itbprotip

My wife knocked out power to that HT back in 1987. Drove her car into a utility pole on Glenwood Avenue.

 

[D'Brickashaw]

i think all of RTQ's problems would be solved if she just got a couple good dick pics sent to her this morning. Somebody PM her number to DG3 and DeaconBrews and get it done.

I got you covered man. Our old QB Brett Favre used to send these things out all the time. So it can't be too hard.

Get it. LOL.

RTQ, holla at your boy!

 

[lbE08]

Have we ever decided as a society what exactly is DickPic protocol? Limp? Half fluff? Fully chubb?

Because when I finally send one I need to know how to prepare myself.

why why why why would you ever send a limp pic?

no.

 

[BillBrasky]

why why why why would you ever send a limp pic?

no.

To be honest? I don't know, still a DP virgin.

 

[tsywake]

why why why why would you ever send a limp pic?

no.

If you're packing like Skinner, then its ok amirite?

 

[BillBrasky]

As a grower I think I'll send mine 3/4 fluff.

 

[lbE08]

i mean, you can send it, but the intended result will not be achieved. you will, however, get passed around and laughed at.

 

[BillBrasky]

Fine lbe you've convinced me to go full rager. Any volunteers?