College Football Realignment Mafia- D14 loses. Sincere apologies to all players

[DaDeacs]

Whenever I see the word zingers, I think of Ale House and their chicken finger things. There may be a case that I spend too many hours in sports related bars and restaurants.

 

[Gooner]

Zinger density.

Now that individual posts can be reacted to publicly, the zinger post per post in thread can be quantified by taking the number of likes and dividing it by the post count. My hypothesis is that mafia threads will have a much higher zinger density than any other thread.

We can even keep track of which game day produced the most zingers.

Best of luck in that endeavor, Knight

 

[mako1331]

hmmm pretty defensive

he's either a janitor lying about his job or he's mafia, i won't accept anything otherwise

I thought that I picked the perfect lie. Time to disappear from the boards forever. At least I got free medical advice for like a decade.

 

[gouda]

How do I change posts per page

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Best of luck in that endeavor, Knight

Sometimes, I wonder what your butt tastes like. Have you ever had a real man eat your ass, Gooner?

 

[DeacdeTejas]

i've never played risk the correct way with the cards

we just ignored those as kids

How did this work?

 

[mako1331]

Whenever I see the word zingers, I think of Ale House and their chicken finger things. There may be a case that I spend too many hours in sports related bars and restaurants.

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

 

[DeacdeTejas]

I want everyone to know, I am now officially 0-1-1 as a youth flag football coach. Its a lot harder than it looks.

My first game is this week. I told my kids they better win or they are running the entire next practice

 

[Toogs]

i have been playing mafia for a year now and have yet to see jtp add anything of value to one of these games.

Not being allowed to use the like button sucks

 

[mako1331]

I just paid our appliance repairmen 90 bucks to tell me he can't find anything wrong with my washing machine.

 

[DaDeacs]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Have you seen the new Beavis & Butthead movie? Ive heard good things but have not partook, as of yet.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

i never had a job in the food/drink industry

kinda wish I did

 

[mako1331]

Have you seen the new Beavis & Butthead movie? Ive heard good things but have not partook, as of yet.

I have not, but I need to. Love Mike Judge.

 

[deacon14]

Updated Vote Count (~50 minutes to deadline)

Creamy (3) Townie, Knight, Gooner
JTP (3) Toogs, Ryala, Mako
Gouda (2) Blue, Juice
Ryala (2) Tejas, Gouda
Tejas (1) Da
Da (1) Diggler

Yet to Vote: Creamy, JTP, Catamount

PM me with mistakes

 

[mako1331]

i never had a job in the food/drink industry

kinda wish I did

I wish I'd worked in a real restaurant instead of McDonald's, Bojangles, and Andy's.

 

[gouda]

I don't like that I can't check and see who has posted by clicking on 'replies' from the pit main page

 

[deacon14]

Mod Note: A majority of players have now requested it, so I will now allow posts to be reacted to. The OP has been updated to reflect this.

Carry on.

 

[DaDeacs]

I was a waiter at Dick Clarks American Bandstand Grill one summer. The worst part, besides hearing the same 30 songs over and over was that we gave away a free order of cheese fries with a movie ticket from the theatre across the street. No less than 2 groups of teens, every night, would come in and order the fries and water and walk out. Worst marketing gimmick ever.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

JTP

 

[TownieDeac]

i never had a job in the food/drink industry

kinda wish I did

nah you don't