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EL CHUPE I WANT JOSH PASTNER SO HARD WHAT OD YOU THINK?
Need some Shaka action today, as there is a reckoning coming on Monday. Basically I've been deferring all my meetings and shit until next week with the hopes of good news and press conferences and leaving work early and day drinking and other such recreational partying today.
I think El Chupe is beginning to lurk on the sports board, as he sent me a salty email yesterday about a post over there. But, that said, still not good enough and yesterday he ranked his interest in this coaching search as a "5.5/6 maybe." He is a little excited about us potentially hiring a brother though, even though I tried to explain that Shaka, like Obama, transcends race.
this has been a perfect week for Shaka Watch with a light workload and bosses outta the office. That changes next week.
It is sad that El Chupe basically retired from sports with the Wake soccer national championship. It's like in Seinfeld when George wears the sweatpants -- El Chupe just kind of reached what he considered to be his sports pinnacle and subsequently gave up.
I feel that. Same field my high school team won the state title four years earlier, both teams anchored by LEGENDARY CDM #2 Sam Cronin.
At the HS state championship, which was also decided in overtime, on a rocket by Patrick Ayers, I jumped out from the crowd and rushed onto the field and started spraying sparkling white grape juice everywhere. Subsequently I had to pay some dry cleaning bills but WORTH IT.
Then four years later when we knocked off the pirate and OSU I got Julian Valentin's stitched up bloody mug in my face as the team rushed up and jumped into the student section after the winner.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
The main thing I remember from the national title game was that I was severely underdressed and, standing outside in the cold for a couple of hours, my nutsack was as hard as a cue ball.
I do remember the fat goalie though.
I really want a coach answer by Monday because April Fools will be a hot mess if we don't have an official hire yet. Also I'll be away from a computer most of Tues-Thurs at some off-site seminars so I won't be able to follow along with the fun.
didn't he like run halfway across the field to yell at the ref after our first goal because he thought it was offsides?