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WRS said:
Slept in until 10:30 this morning. Had a leisurely 3 hour outdoor dinner with a nice steak and a fistful of old fashioneds. Got it in 4 times. Now smoking some weed, eating ice cream and watching Jersey Shore reruns. I may have a kid one day and I’m sure it would be incredibly rewarding but this is hard to beat.
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4 times! I hope he used lube for your sake.
 
Deacfan2009 said:
I'd been through probably 5-6 pizza cutters in the prior 10 years averaging anywhere from $8-20 apiece. These are still going v strong and I expect them to last easily 5-10 years+ so I don't really view them as all that expensive comparatively. Just keep them in mind next time your pizza cutter breaks!
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I know this belongs on the unpopular opinions thread, but pizza is gross.
 
I just spent the last 45 minutes coloring with my kids, and I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
 
When my daughter was little, she had all these Disney princess coloring books and I would entertain myself by coloring the characters to look like Smurfs or Shrek. Sometimes, Cinderella would end up with a beefy, Tom Selleck-like mustache. What would really piss her off is when we were reading a story, I would give the protagonist the voice of an old hag from a Monty Python skit, or some ridiculous over-the-top redneck accent. When the little creature is waking me up at 5:30 on a weekend, I had to entertain myself somehow.
 
Resilient Deac said:
4 times! I hope he used lube for your sake.
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Lol. The woman was trashed on dirty martinis and was borderline committing criminal acts. I literally had to be like hey let’s call it and just watch some damn TV before my dick falls off.
 
WRS said:
Lol. The woman was trashed on dirty martinis and was borderline committing criminal acts. I literally had to be like hey let’s call it and just watch some damn TV before my dick falls off.
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I know this belongs on the unpopular opinions thread but orgasms are overrated
 
Biff goes to Italy and asks for macaroni and gravy.
 
DeacInVermont said:
When my daughter was little, she had all these Disney princess coloring books and I would entertain myself by coloring the characters to look like Smurfs or Shrek. Sometimes, Cinderella would end up with a beefy, Tom Selleck-like mustache. What would really piss her off is when we were reading a story, I would give the protagonist the voice of an old hag from a Monty Python skit, or some ridiculous over-the-top redneck accent. When the little creature is waking me up at 5:30 on a weekend, I had to entertain myself somehow.
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Yup.

But the problem with doing voices is when they’re a hit, they have to be done every single time from then on.
 
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