CT 90: Typing with purpose

[HailToTheDeacons]

Thank you, boogity. This afternoon will not be boring.

 

[wfudkn]

Can't recall anything akin to the Chewbacca story at a party. I think most of my stories revolve around some combination of nudity, breaking shit and general stupidity.

 

[WFfb115]

oh so all the gals wanna talk about stuff you get at bed bath and beyond but when something FUN comes up they scurry away

But they wouldnt be epic party stories if we could actually remember them.

 

[DeaconBrews]

I was reading that story and eating an orange you little shit!

tee hee

 

[DeaconBrews]

But they wouldnt be epic party stories if we could actually remember them.

your friends don't give you field reports so they can see your face when you realize what you had done? THAT'S THE BEST PART!

 

[DeaconBrews]

so you can be like

 

[DeaconBrews]

 

[awakeandready]

ALLEGEDLY at my bachelorette party I disappeared for a little while and when my friends found me I was outside the bar with an unlit cigarette, which is strange in itself. I then borrowed a lighter from a random bike taxi guy and lit the cigarette (another strange thing because I've never lit a cigarette and am not sure that sober AWAR knows how) and presented it to my friend. Also it is reported that when it took the bike taxi guy a few seconds with the lighter I told him, "dude just light this already, I'm not taking a ride anywhere on your stupid bike."

 

[Deacfreak07]

 

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[awakeandready]

This picture is awesome.

 

[TexasDeac10]

Thank you, boogity. This afternoon will not be boring.

Holy shit, had no idea RicoSuave was boogity.

I thought it was performance art.

 

[Bears and Deacs]

A while back, after a night of way to many martinis, my girlfriend almost did this to me. Only my catlike reflexes saved me.

 

[JDawg]

ALLEGEDLY at my bachelorette party I disappeared for a little while and when my friends found me I was outside the bar with an unlit cigarette, which is strange in itself. I then borrowed a lighter from a random bike taxi guy and lit the cigarette (another strange thing because I've never lit a cigarette and am not sure that sober AWAR knows how) and presented it to my friend. Also it is reported that when it took the bike taxi guy a few seconds with the lighter I told him, "dude just light this already, I'm not taking a ride anywhere on your stupid bike."

:squint:

its not exactly rocket science. have you seen somebody smoke ever? do you know how to light a candle and breathe simulaneously?

 

[DeaconSlim2.0]

This board is falling off the deep end

 

[awakeandready]

:squint:

its not exactly rocket science. have you seen somebody smoke ever? do you know how to light a candle and breathe simulaneously?

Nope

 

[El Chupacabra]

Just heard two people introduce themselves to each other: Demetrius and Ophelia. I thought that sounded very Shakespearean -- obviously I know Ophelia, but then I looked it up and Demetrius also shows up, raping Lavinia in Titus Andronicus. Anyway, I thought that was kind of cool.

Also, my brother tells this great story of when he was getting into a scuffle with some neighborhood kids, and was standing up to this big ass dude challenging him to a fight, and all this big ass dude said was "Demetrius, hand me my brush" and my brother got the picture and took off running.

 

[dashionista]

i'm going to be temporarily insane until i hear whether or not this offer has been accepted. dear lord make it go by quick!