Keeper the Troll is risen today, Alleluia!
Posters and Lurkers in chorus say, Alleluia!
Raise your insults and neg reps high, Alleluia!
Sing, ye lurkers, and posters reply, Alleluia!
Troll's redeeming work is done, Alleluia!
Fought the fight, the e-war won, Alleluia!
Single Thread in vain forbids him rise, Alleluia!
Troll has returned no more paradise , Alleluia!
Lives again our glorious Troll, Alleluia!
Where, O neg rep, is now thy sting? Alleluia!
Once he banned our board to save, Alleluia!
Where's thy victory, from troll cave? Alleluia!
Soar we now where Keeper has led, Alleluia!
Following our troll figurehead, Alleluia!
Made like him, like him we troll, Alleluia!
Ours the post, the reps, we dole, Alleluia!
Hail the Lord of trolls and Old White Guys, Alleluia!
Praise to thee all that we despise, Alleluia!
Thee we insult triumphant now, Alleluia!
Curse the Resurrection, thou, Alleluia!
King of baiting posts, keeper of the abyss, Alleluia!
Everlasting trolling is this, Alleluia!
Thee to know, thy power to flaunt, Alleluia!
Thus to neg rep, and thus to taunt, Alleluia!