I think Bernie Sanders would make a great fit at Wake and get us to the top of the ACC quickly. He could take a player from the rich (ie) Duke, L'Ville, FSU etc. and makes us competitive in the league quickly! We could pay off the debt we owed then at some time in the future.... maybe
First of all, I'd rather have Larry David than Bernie as coach. He'd be funnier.
RE: paying off debt, we could hire Trump- he'd just default on the debt and it would get him out of DC. Then, we could fire him.