Facebook Gold from Crazies

[HeltonCreek]

Wait a minute, she's not done yet. Just got this text:

"Plus I have never put you down because you don't attend church.... I am a baptist who believes in King James Bible and lives by it.... I don't stray from the word accepting change and the evils of the world just to fit in but I don't criticize others either.... I pray for them .. You know me better than that ..."

 

[Deacfreak07]

Wait a minute, she's not done yet. Just got this text:

"Plus I have never put you down because you don't attend church.... I am a baptist who believes in King James Bible and lives by it.... I don't stray from the word accepting change and the evils of the world just to fit in but I don't criticize others either.... I pray for them .. You know me better than that ..."

Please keep this woman in OUR life, helton. Where is your sense of teamwork.

 

[Deacon923]

Please keep this woman in OUR life, helton. Where is your sense of teamwork.

Second the motion. You need to apologize, refriend her, and tell her you're thinking of repenting of your evil ways.
Hilarity ensues.

Do it for the boards.

 

[HeavyPetter]

Second the motion. You need to apologize, refriend her, and tell her you're thinking of repenting of your evil ways.
Hilarity ensues.

Do it for the boards.

And then send her a dick pic.

 

[mako1331]

So, has she won this thread?

I'm from the county. You've got to pm me as to who this chick is. I need a new insurance agent, obviously. On the real, this sounds the abridged version of the moral viewsof every member of my inlaws' church. There's a reason Virginia Fucking Foxx keeps getting elected up here.

 

[Deadbolt]

Second the motion. You need to apologize, refriend her, and tell her you're thinking of repenting of your evil ways.
Hilarity ensues.

Do it for the boards.

This. So much this.

 

[lbE08]

that is the most unbelievable thing I've ever read.

 

[KickballDeac]

Were those actual texts, like to your phone number, Helton? Whether they were texts or fb messages, either way... My goodness.

 

[HeltonCreek]

Were those actual texts, like to your phone number, Helton? Whether they were texts or fb messages, either way... My goodness.

The first ones were to facebook. Like I said, I haven't spoken to her in two years so the actual friendship was thin. Then this crap and I unfriended her. The last ones were texts. I haven't responded to those.

 

[THE DEUCE]

Wait a minute, she's not done yet. Just got this text:

"Plus I have never put you down because you don't attend church.... I am a baptist who believes in King James Bible and lives by it.... I don't stray from the word accepting change and the evils of the world just to fit in but I don't criticize others either.... I pray for them .. You know me better than that ..."

Ask her who wrote the King James Bible!?

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

She almost gives the impression you got run out of Ashe County for being a booze hound. She didn't like your drinking?! LOL! This chick must have been a blast to work alongside.
Her:

Helton

 

[Deacfreak07]

The first ones were to facebook. Like I said, I haven't spoken to her in two years so the actual friendship was thin. Then this crap and I unfriended her. The last ones were texts. I haven't responded to those.

Go to her, HeltonCreek, go to her now.

 

[WFFaithful]

posted as serious:

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/14/house-republicans-schedule-obama-impeachment-hearings/

 

[WFFaithful]

"The sad truth is that those in Washington who are really serious about changing things for the benefit of the nation are a tiny minority compared to those who just want to keep the spending and borrowing train rolling."

 

[Deacfreak07]

"The sad truth is that those in Washington who are really serious about changing things for the benefit of the nation are a tiny minority compared to those who just want to keep the spending and borrowing train rolling."

You know, democracy.

 

[Deadbolt]

posted as serious:

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/14/house-republicans-schedule-obama-impeachment-hearings/

Justin Bieber has a weird, tiny penis.

 

[Ball State Deac]

posted as serious:

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/14/house-republicans-schedule-obama-impeachment-hearings/

Saw the same thing.

 

[ConnorEl]

posted as serious:

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/14/house-republicans-schedule-obama-impeachment-hearings/

No doubt.

 

[avalon]

https://www.facebook.com/washingtonexaminer/posts/10151776783474160

Unless you vote NO tonight, you caved a long with the other rhinos .

Now let’s get started on IMPEACHMENT proceedings.

 

[Deacon923]

https://www.facebook.com/washingtonexaminer/posts/10151776783474160

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Joe LiVolsi Senate bill is no fair compromise. Still time for the House Heroes to offer an amendment to make it more palatable to conservatives and the American people.
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Sheryl Brantley We are going to continue to fight....obamacare is destroying the middle class and our insurance industry.

Oh you mean the insurance industry that is supposed to get millions of healthy new premium payers and billions in government subsidies?