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Tommy Elrod
I'll not tell the "red down the chin/neck" story again though some here have equaled or topped it.
I did hook up with the roommate of a good female friend from high school. She went to UGA and moved into O house with a girl who was very liberated.
So we go out and see some bands (The Replacements, IIRC) and get back to their room. My friend and her BF are in the bottom bunk and me and other chickie get up top. At one point, she tells me to wait and proceeds to pull out her sanguine and soaked tampon. She then tosses it towards the large window, intending it to simply fall 12 or so stories down to the parking lot below.
The window was closed and it just splattered against the glass. She cheerfully hops down- totally naked and in full view of everyone in the room- peels it off the glass, slides open the window, and drops it onto a car below.
I was enthralled by her pure lasciviousness. I put DNA on every square inch of her body.
The next morning, I'm in the shower (O house has two suites per bathroom) which is opaque glass. She opens the door to the bathroom and proceeds to sit on the toilet. I tell her I'm almost done and will be out in a minute.
She nonchalantly replies, "Oh, that's okay. I'm just taking a dump. Do you want to go get breakfast?" All I can think is, "Outstanding."
That weekend is seared into my brain.
I would've married that girl.