Wakeforest22890
Snowpom
I guess now is as good a time as any to dispel the rumor of black guys having bigger penises than white guys. I know this to not be true because I played football in HS, and since we were the alpha males on campus, if a big dick was to be found in our HS it would've been in our lockerroom. And it was common knowledge that, among the 35 or so of us, only Sam Stephenson (a white guy) and John Williams (a black guy) had unusually big schlongs. There were actually more black guys on the team than white guys, and still only 1 of them were unusual in size.
This whole post is ridiculously awesome, but the bolded part has to be the best.