List of Pretentious Shit

[Biff Tannen]

Yeah, some of you need to reign that in.

 

[PhDeac]

Yeah, some of you need to reign that in.

Can't tell if this is on purpose or not.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Of course it is.

Reign/rein seems like it would be easy enough to get right, but people fuck that up all the time.

 

[06deacon]

I mean someone messing up your and you're.... sure. But once you're talking about past participles on a messageboard (or I suppose anywhere in life), you need to have some self awareness that absolutely no one but english teachers gives a shit.

Not entirely true…an accounting professor of mine who you probably had as well would fuck you up if you put two spaces after a period.

 

[sailordeac]

Sailor is Babylon Bee funny.

Thank you very much.

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-retr...hould-have-realized-there-wouldnt-be-any-food

 

[BarcaDeac]

Why would a Romanov go to a communist party?

 

[BarcaDeac]

Also, a name like Larry Bolshevik is just top class comedy

 

[19deac92]

Also, a name like Larry Bolshevik is just top class comedy

Careful, your pretentiousness is showing.

 

[ilovecarpet]

Ron Wellman

 

[Biff Tannen]

WebMD

 

[DeacinBama]

Astrology

 

[wakephan09]

Winning intellectual internet points is something I aspire to be above and DGAF about, but perhaps I'm just pretending.

I can't speak for others, but I don't make fun of people's pretentious use of words they don't understand because I want to win "intellectual internet points", I do it because I find it great fun.

 

[wakephan09]

I mean someone messing up your and you're.... sure. But once you're talking about past participles on a messageboard (or I suppose anywhere in life), you need to have some self awareness that absolutely no one but english teachers gives a shit.

Ha ha ha. The troll has been trolled

Also, plama lectures on self-awareness, lol

 

[plama]

Ha ha ha. The troll has been trolled

Also, plama lectures on self-awareness, lol

I'm not sure being in the running for less self-aware than me is a good thing. Read and learn and stop.

 

[wakephan09]

I'm not sure being in the running for less self-aware than me is a good thing. Read and learn and stop.

Not sure what makes you think that I'm not self-aware. I just told you I'm doing it on purpose

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

Any "news" article that has a headline containing "Here's what we know ..."

 

[Biff Tannen]

Freezing the kicker by calling timeout.

 

[MHBDemon]

Bragging about what your family is up to on your holiday card.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Harbaughs

 

[WFcatamount22]

Bragging about what your family is up to on your holiday card.

Any holiday card with a family pic.