So basically handouts to big oil, Iowa, and tax breaks for the rich. The private sector drives growth when they believe it's prudent to do so. If the government provides little bonuses to the private sector to coax them to do something they may or may not do, that's basically the government spending money to drive growth. You're not keeping the government out at all.
The other problem is that you seem to get in your previous post that the private sector has the capital to drive growth. They're just not doing it. If the government starts providing more artificial floors for the private sector so they can safely investment, we're just passing the problems on and probably starting more government-enhanced bubbles. We're just going from an economy built on people buying houses they can't afford to people "buying" employees they either can't afford or don't want. It just doesn't seem like a real solution.
You want jobs or not?
For instance -
1 - Companies with cash overseas are not bringing it back here to be deployed anyway. By offering some sort of tax break on returning the funds, you'd raise some revenues (because you won't let it be returned for free) you aren't getting today and you'd have better odds the funds returned would be spent - i.e. raising more revenue for the government. Right now the money is just sitting idle in some foreign account. Who does that benefit? A: No one.
2 - Changing depreciation schedules. You can't depreciate something past zero. So being more flexible about how you get to zero doesn't change the end game. Again, right now there are companies that might invest in capital equipment but for how it will look on their financials long or short term. If you are more flexible in how the equipment depreciates, you may encourage some spending that otherwise would not occur. That too results in more revenue that can be taxed (for the company who sells the equipment). It also means someone has to use the equipment which may create more jobs. You'd rather we just have companies hoard the cash?
3 - Why do you care so much what companies or states benefit from some of the ideas? Does someone who works for a big oil company not have a family, kids, etc. There are lots of "regular folks" who work for big oil companies and plenty of good people in Iowa, New Mexico, California and Maine.
Finally, as for this notion that these solutions aren't real. Who are you to decide what is real and what isn't. The government could provide all sorts of incentives to the private sector. My company doesn't "need" another accountant in the finance department. So we would never make that hire regardless of what might be on offer. But there may well be other companies that aren't filling needs because the numbers don't work or other factors. If there were incentives that made it more affordable or attractive for them to do so, they'd go out and make the hire. Since when are you the arbitrar of what is and is not "real". To the person who gets a job, the paycheck is real and it spurns on more activity.
Finally, just "taxing" corporate profits more isn't going to result in more jobs unless you think another government funded stimulus is about to break out anytime soon - which is unlikely. The private sector will act more efficiently and more quickly than the government anyway to the extent there is any pent up demand waiting for the right conditions to be fulfilled.
ETA - I could go on and on about the personal credit bubble and how that doesn't equate very well, if at all, to any of the ideas proposed above, but most people will grasp that more or less immediately. It isn't worth the effort. And the ideas above are just examples of things that could be done.