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Dickie Hemric
Everybody who writes for a living knows that hitting .256/.349/.407 in 231 G and 993 PA isn't worth $27M and he's only on the hook for 5 more years with a full no trade.
You're just jealous you don't have him locked in at 5/$99 - every GM in the game would take that right now.
Fun facts, Werth was the fifth oldest player ever to get a $100 million+ contract - behind Aroid, Clifton Phifer, Kevin Brown and Pooholes.