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OFFICIAL Conservapedia Hot Takes Thread: Oven Mitts Required

deactherunner said:
Draconity
So-called Otherkins are persons with a human body, but they aren't humans but other animals. The relative majority of those Otherkins are the so-called Dragonkins who are dragons in a human body. The collective term for those Dragonkins is Draconity. It is not known whether Dragonkins can gather power over ice resp. fire, like dragons in dragon bodies.[/I]
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sailor, why have you held back your Otherkin knowledge from us????
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Julian_Castro

Education
Castro attended Stanford University on the basis of affirmative action, and openly credited it with gaining him and his brother admission to the university.[4] After graduating in 1996 with degrees in political science and communications, Castro attended Harvard University, likely again on the basis of affirmative action, and graduated in 2000 with a Juris Doctor alongside his brother. After college, he and his brother worked for the same law firm before starting their own in 2005.[5]

Political career
Castro was elected to the San Antonio City Council in 2001, the youngest ever to achieve that position, from a precinct that was 70% Hispanic, making his election rather unsurprising.[6] During his tenure, he was notable for his anti-business stance, opposing dozens of ventures that could have improved economic growth in the city.[7] Castro likely knew that if the city grew too prosperous, many voters would move off of welfare and cease to depend on the government for handouts, and therefore begin to vote for Republicans.

In 2009, Castro ran for Mayor of San Antonio, and was elected with 56.23% of the vote.[8] As Mayor, he continued his anti-capitalist stance, and showed unwavering support for the homosexual agenda.[9] In 2012, he delivered the keynote address at the 2012 Democratic National Convention, and demonstrated his extreme liberalism and racism, both of which were glossed over amidst lavish praise from the liberal media.[10]

Castro resigned as Mayor on July 22, 2014, failing to finish out the term he had pledged to complete by seeking the office, to become the 16th Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.[11] He was the sixth Latino to be named to Obama's cabinet, but the previous five had all resigned at one point or another. Obama's selection of Castro was seen by many as an attempt to increase diversity in his Cabinet, marking the fourth major point in Castro's career that his race or affirmative action has been responsible for one of his accomplishments.[12]

Similarities to Barack Obama
Castro's similarities to President Obama are obvious: both are racial minorities, both were born out-of-wedlock, neither had a father in the home growing up, both were indoctrinated into radical ideas as children, both attended Harvard Law School, both owe much of their success to affirmative action, and both espouse extreme liberal viewpoints.[13] In fact, it would seem that the only real differences between Castro and Obama is that Castro is Hispanic and Obama is black, and that Obama is a Muslim and Castro is a liberal Catholic, which means that he is likely secretly an atheist. While many liberals look on these similarities as encouraging of a Presidential bid, the majority of Americans would be unwilling to elect another inexperienced liberal merely on the basis of his race.
 
Examples of God being HILARIOUS:

names: remarkable skills seem to be given to people who have unusual names to match or induce humor. Jaime Lachica Sin was such an extraordinary priest that he was elevated to the esteemed position of "Cardinal", making him "Cardinal Sin."[1] Other examples include "Usain Bolt" (the fastest sprinter in world history), "Learned Hand" (one of the finest judges in history), "Michael Arms" (an Olympic rower from New Zealand),[2] "Billy Sunday" (one of the most famous Christian preachers in American history), "Richie Incognito" (an NFL all-Pro offensive lineman who made headlines for badgering a teammate),[3] "Marcus Smart" (a star basketball player who did the not-so-smart shoving of a fan who heckled him during a game),[4] "Lester Wire" (inventor of the first electric traffic signal),[5] and "George McGovern" (a former U.S. Senator and presidential candidate). Also, there are many whites named "Black" and many African Americans named "White". Russell Brain was a famous neurologist whose textbook, Brain's Diseases of the Nervous System, is still in wide use. The consonants of the name of longtime RNC Chairman Reince Priebus spell "RNC P.R. B.S."

the wedding at Cana: it was a huge faux paux for the host to run out of wine, leaving the guests stranded with nothing to drink (the water was probably not drinkable), but the last laugh was by the servants and Jesus when they gave a welcomed surprise to the host without explaining the source.

history: man's sense of humor improved with the discovery and expansion of Christianity, which indicates their strong correlation. Friedrich Nietzsche, after attacking Jesus and God in the last books he would ever write, went insane.

scientific: snowstorms have disrupted global warming conferences; regions that promote the global warming hoax have been subjected to brutally cold weather and record-breaking snowstorms.

zoology: there are various animals, such as the duck-billed platypus, the cheeky monkey or the long-necked giraffe, that seem designed in order to amuse.

inexplicable humor: liberals in Colorado wanted to expel the successful, but outspokenly Christian, Tim Tebow, but he ended up in a much bigger media market as a result, and received even more publicity.

dreams: some dreams might be God playing a trick for amusement purposes on you.
implausible absurdities: the election outcome for the 2000 presidential election was implausibly close in Florida, and apparently Al Gore lost because some Democrat voters misread the "butterfly ballot."
 
texasdeac said:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Julian_Castro

Education
Castro attended Stanford University on the basis of affirmative action, and openly credited it with gaining him and his brother admission to the university.[4] After graduating in 1996 with degrees in political science and communications, Castro attended Harvard University, likely again on the basis of affirmative action, and graduated in 2000 with a Juris Doctor alongside his brother. After college, he and his brother worked for the same law firm before starting their own in 2005.[5]

Political career
Castro was elected to the San Antonio City Council in 2001, the youngest ever to achieve that position, from a precinct that was 70% Hispanic, making his election rather unsurprising.[6] During his tenure, he was notable for his anti-business stance, opposing dozens of ventures that could have improved economic growth in the city.[7] Castro likely knew that if the city grew too prosperous, many voters would move off of welfare and cease to depend on the government for handouts, and therefore begin to vote for Republicans.

In 2009, Castro ran for Mayor of San Antonio, and was elected with 56.23% of the vote.[8] As Mayor, he continued his anti-capitalist stance, and showed unwavering support for the homosexual agenda.[9] In 2012, he delivered the keynote address at the 2012 Democratic National Convention, and demonstrated his extreme liberalism and racism, both of which were glossed over amidst lavish praise from the liberal media.[10]

Castro resigned as Mayor on July 22, 2014, failing to finish out the term he had pledged to complete by seeking the office, to become the 16th Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.[11] He was the sixth Latino to be named to Obama's cabinet, but the previous five had all resigned at one point or another. Obama's selection of Castro was seen by many as an attempt to increase diversity in his Cabinet, marking the fourth major point in Castro's career that his race or affirmative action has been responsible for one of his accomplishments.[12]

Similarities to Barack Obama
Castro's similarities to President Obama are obvious: both are racial minorities, both were born out-of-wedlock, neither had a father in the home growing up, both were indoctrinated into radical ideas as children, both attended Harvard Law School, both owe much of their success to affirmative action, and both espouse extreme liberal viewpoints.[13] In fact, it would seem that the only real differences between Castro and Obama is that Castro is Hispanic and Obama is black, and that Obama is a Muslim and Castro is a liberal Catholic, which means that he is likely secretly an atheist. While many liberals look on these similarities as encouraging of a Presidential bid, the majority of Americans would be unwilling to elect another inexperienced liberal merely on the basis of his race.
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I guess we know where Sailor and others are getting their fake news.
 
There's no coming back from this, sailors "credibility" has been vanquished like a dragon. Meaning it still might exist in rare occurrences.
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Nutritional_science

Nutritional science
Nutritional science focuses on the relationship between nutrients, the body and health.[1]

Hippocrates was an early advocate of the health benefits of exercise and nutrition.[2] On the other hand, PZ Myers and a significant amount of other New Atheism leaders, seem to lack a full appreciation of the importance of nutritional science, exercise science and the latest findings of medical science (see: New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight and atheism and obesity).

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
 
i'm legit mad at sailor for not sharing this with us earlier
 
Dammit -- they got Duncan (underrated sports star):

Athlete Achievement Possible reasons for being underrated

Bubba Watson 9 PGA titles including 2 Masters victories—more than any other golfer except Rory McIlroy in the same time span—and yet the media downplay his achievements and ostracize him he has criticized homosexuality

Stephen Curry Led an average team to one of the best records ever in 2014 and an unexpected NBA Championship, and Curry may be the finest NBA shooter of all-time. Yet he received 0 out of 10 votes for MVP in the finals in 2015, which was given to a teammate who was not even initially a starter in the series.[1] Curry led his team in scoring, assists, and steals during the 2014-2015 season. he's an outspoken Christian who even engraves a Bible verse on his shoes, departing Nike to do that.[2]

Novak Djokovic "he put together the greatest season since Australian champion Rod Laver won the Grand Slam in 1969. Despite that, mainstream reports after his US Open win virtually failed to mention the Serb’s remarkable season ...."[3] he's one of the Greatest Conservative Sports Stars

Tim Duncan Led an average team to five NBA Championships—more than double the number won by Lebron James. Duncan also won these championships without supercoach Phil Jackson, who coached the Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant teams to victory. Yet the media give Duncan relatively little attention. played in conservative Texas, while the liberal media overpromoted liberals like Kobe Bryant

http://www.conservapedia.com/Underrated_Sports_Stars
 
Scorchtake:

"Magic Johnson — lucky enough to play on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Lakers to win some titles, but was crushed by Michael Jordan and the Bulls; no problem, Magic was a critic of President George H.W. Bush, which thrilled liberals.

People look at him, and say, 'Hey, it's OK to get HIV because I'm living with it.' That is the wrong message. [2]"

http://www.conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars
 
Scorchtake 2:

Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only two NFL championships in 17 seasons, on teams that carried him to victory with overpowering defenses; the media unjustifiably hyped Manning as one of the best ever and gave him numerous regular season honors. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012. After replacing Tebow, Manning eventually caused a humiliatingly early exit for the Broncos from the 2013 playoffs by throwing two big interceptions, and was even worse in a humiliating Super Bowl loss in 2014 and a first-round playoff loss in 2015.
 
Shooshmoo said:
Scorchtake 2:

Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only two NFL championships in 17 seasons, on teams that carried him to victory with overpowering defenses; the media unjustifiably hyped Manning as one of the best ever and gave him numerous regular season honors. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012. After replacing Tebow, Manning eventually caused a humiliatingly early exit for the Broncos from the 2013 playoffs by throwing two big interceptions, and was even worse in a humiliating Super Bowl loss in 2014 and a first-round playoff loss in 2015.
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Wait, conservatives DON'T like Peyton Manning? :squint:

This site also doesn't buy that Donald Trump is religious. #FairandBalanced
 
Conservapedia, For when Breitbart is a little too nuanced.

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