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OFFICIAL Conservapedia Hot Takes Thread: Oven Mitts Required

http://www.conservapedia.com/Blacklisting_Tim_Tebow

Blacklisting Tim Tebow. NFL legendary coach Vince Lombardi once said "winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." In the 21st century, that statement has proven to be false. Tim Tebow is a winner in every sense of the word and denied the chance to win. The NFL is run by sleazy liberals that want nothing to do with having a NFL star that is an outspoken Christian. Management and owners have made nothing but excuses to deny Tebow a shot. It's not a conspiracy, this league is a cartel and they control every last detail.

Mike Ditka said "Tim Tebow is 'good for football, good for our country.'" Asked to perform, Tebow has a long history of old-fashioned winning. His critics are many, their complaints (completion percentage, quarterback rating, etc.) can be easily dismissed considering that one overall fact...he wins time and time again.
 
legalize various alternate forms of marriage (i.e. man and man, woman and woman, man and three women, woman and box turtle, man and sex toy)
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Anybody got a link to that box turtle sex tape?
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fantasy_football

Fantasy football is a form of gambling that is heavily promoted during NFL broadcasts, and played by an estimated 56 million Americans in 2015.[2] This game fleeces the average participant of about $500 and also alienates his attention away from his work, his family, and the Bible.[2] (!!!) The game is played as a virtual version of the football season in the NFL.

The NFL seeks to hook elementary school children on fantasy football by making it part of the math curriculum, thereby locking in the next generation of addicted television watchers of NFL games.[3] (!!!!!)

People waste a total of about $15 billion annually now on all fantasy sports in the United States, and the vast majority of that (about $11 billion) is on fantasy football based on real NFL games. This is more than the NFL's total annual revenue, which is about $10 billion. These costs do not include the lost time wasted on this gambling activity, which is probably worth even more.
 
It sounds like fantasy football was invented by the devil.
 
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was not having sailor show us Conservapedia before now
 
texasdeac said:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fantasy_football

Fantasy football is a form of gambling that is heavily promoted during NFL broadcasts, and played by an estimated 56 million Americans in 2015.[2] This game fleeces the average participant of about $500 and also alienates his attention away from his work, his family, and the Bible.[2] (!!!) The game is played as a virtual version of the football season in the NFL.

The NFL seeks to hook elementary school children on fantasy football by making it part of the math curriculum, thereby locking in the next generation of addicted television watchers of NFL games.[3] (!!!!!)

People waste a total of about $15 billion annually now on all fantasy sports in the United States, and the vast majority of that (about $11 billion) is on fantasy football based on real NFL games. This is more than the NFL's total annual revenue, which is about $10 billion. These costs do not include the lost time wasted on this gambling activity, which is probably worth even more.
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The anti-NFL sentiment there is the biggest surprise.
 
PhDeac said:
The anti-NFL sentiment there is the biggest surprise.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Super_Bowl

The Super Bowl — derisively called the "Super Subsidy" because taxpayers foot much of the expense, or the "Super Fleece" because the prices are such a ripoff — is the championship game at the end of each National Football League (NFL) season, featuring a half-time show that is increasingly liberal and sometimes even pro-homosexual. It is held in a different city each year and is also televised. The game is a tool of the liberal media in bullying states, which are scheduled to host the event, into rejecting conservative legislation. The over-hyped game is played between the winners of the National Football Conference (NFC) and American Football Conference (AFC), but most the viewers have no idea or interest in how the teams got there. For four straight years continuing through 2015, the number of viewers of the Super Bowl in the key demographic of 18 to 49 years old has declined.


Lombardi Trophy
The mayor of Glendale, Arizona, expected his city to lose money from hosting the 2015 Super Bowl: "I totally believe we will lose money on this," mayor Jerry Weiers told ESPN.[1] Despite this, and how independent economists have shown that the benefit to a Super Bowl host city is zero or nearly so, the taxpayer-supported NFL absurdly claims that a city receives benefits of $500 million just for hosting the Super Bowl.
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Kurt_Cobain

Moral Depravity
Kurt Cobain was a horribly liberal and immoral man. For example, he openly supported homosexuality as the norm. He himself had strong homosexual tendencies. He and Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic once made out on Saturday Night Live for the sole purpose of disrupting the moral fabric of American family values. He was also a strong advocate of radical feminism. Cobain is quoted as saying many anti-Christian statements as well. In his song "Stay Away", he uses the phrase, "God is Gay." He was also a well-known vandal and drug user throughout his life. He also supported abortion. Cobain was also an anarchist because he grew up listening to underground anarchist punk bands. Other evidence can be seen in the "Smells like Teen Spirit" video, which has cheerleaders with Anarchy signs on their shirts.

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I feel like we have an obligation to document BKF's political arc from liberal to conservative.
 
http://www.conservapedia.com/Adam_Sandler

Adam Sandler is a registered Republican. In 2007 he donated $2100 to Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign.[1]
Unfortunately, Sandler has championed liberal causes such as gay marriage[2] and has publicly stated that he did not dislike kissing Kevin James in the film I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.[3]
Further, the majority of films that Sandler has co-written celebrate liberal themes such as alcoholism and premarital sex, and are targeted at liberal college students.
For these reasons, Sandler has been widely accused of being a RINO.
 
What is the insult hierarchy, is "cuck" worse than "RINO" or the other way around? Are both of these worse than "libtards" because at least they're true to their cause?
 
wakephan09 said:
Whoa, this is amazing. Hardest part is going to be finding a willing scholar of ancient Greek, but it seems like they've got the hang of it.
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Conservative seminaries are teaching Greek all the time. Shouldn't be that hard.
 
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