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Official Week 10 NFL Thread: YOU LIKE THAT

I know it's in Foxboro, but if the Bills can't be competitive with the Pats next Monday given all of their injuries + our finally being healthy (and having a week and a half to prepare), we'll never be competitive with them.

So what I'm hearing you saying is that it's time to circle some wagons?
 
NE Pats - Bastards could shit in a swinging jug.
Bills - "Fuck you, Jets."
Jets - "Fuck you, Rex."
Miami - We still suck, but our coach can kick your coaches' ass.
Bengals - Don't worry, the Bungles will be back come playoff time.
Steelers - Wanted: One healthy QB.
Ravens - WGAF
Browns - Browns gonna Brown
AFC South: Worse division, AFC South or NFC East? Both strong contenders.
Broncos - Peyton looks done, Father Time still undefeated.
Rest of AFC West - Meh.
NY Giants - Did everything they needed to do to beat the Pats, except beat the Pats.
Redskins - 47 points? Have they scored 47 points all season?
Iggles - Wanted: One QB worth a shit.
Cowboys - Inventing new ways to lose each and every week.
Vikings - This is not your father's Vikings. Your grandfather's though?
Packers - Discount troublecheck
Bears - Look out Packers, bear attack up your ass.
Lions - Back to being the Lions.
Panthers - Got a little careless with the Titans, there. Be careful, cats.
Falcons - Jack rabbit start then blew your load. Roll over and go to sleep now.
Bucs - Just an offense and defense away from being contenders.
Saints - Defense has given up a combined 99 points in 2 games? Damn, son.
Cards - Nice win in Seattle, despite your best efforts to blow it.
Rams - Fisher: "Fuck, why am I still here?"
Seahawks - With a sorry corner like Sherman, the mystique of the 'Hawks is fading fast.
49ers - Don't worry, Kaepernick, even on the bench your QBR is higher than Peyton's.
 
NE Pats - Bastards could shit in a swinging jug.
Bills - "Fuck you, Jets."
Jets - "Fuck you, Rex."
Miami - We still suck, but our coach can kick your coaches' ass.
Bengals - Don't worry, the Bungles will be back come playoff time.
Steelers - Wanted: One healthy QB.
Ravens - WGAF
Browns - Browns gonna Brown
AFC South: Worse division, AFC South or NFC East? Both strong contenders.
Broncos - Peyton looks done, Father Time still undefeated.
Rest of AFC West - Meh.
NY Giants - Did everything they needed to do to beat the Pats, except beat the Pats.
Redskins - 47 points? Have they scored 47 points all season?
Iggles - Wanted: One QB worth a shit.
Cowboys - Inventing new ways to lose each and every week.
Vikings - This is not your father's Vikings. Your grandfather's though?
Packers - Discount troublecheck
Bears - Look out Packers, bear attack up your ass.
Lions - Back to being the Lions.
Panthers - Got a little careless with the Titans, there. Be careful, cats.
Falcons - Jack rabbit start then blew your load. Roll over and go to sleep now.
Bucs - Just an offense and defense away from being contenders.
Saints - Defense has given up a combined 99 points in 2 games? Damn, son.
Cards - Nice win in Seattle, despite your best efforts to blow it.
Rams - Fisher: "Fuck, why am I still here?"
Seahawks - With a sorry corner like Sherman, the mystique of the 'Hawks is fading fast.
49ers - Don't worry, Kaepernick, even on the bench your QBR is higher than Peyton's.

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FUCK YOU ELI

FUCK YOU COUGHLIN

FUCK YOU JPP

FUCK YOU MANNINGHAM

FUCK YOU TYREE

FUCK YOU JOSH BROWN

FUCK YOU ODB

FUCK ALL OF YOU

See you when it counts, you cheating bastards.

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" Got a little careless with the Titans, there. Be careful, cats."

lol
 
if we bein' serious (and i am aware that we ain't), here are my #CONTENDERS right now

pats
bengals
steelers

packers
cardinals
and, yeah, i guess the panthers


last time i named the rams and falcons and they both proceeded to lose two straight, though. i do really like the vikings this year, but their remaining schedule is BRUTAL (vs GB, @ ATL, vs SEA, @ARI, vs CHI, vs NYG, @ GB). i don't know if i trust them to even go 2-5 in that stretch.
 
if we bein' serious (and i am aware that we ain't), here are my #CONTENDERS right now

pats
bengals
steelers

packers
cardinals
and, yeah, i guess the panthers


last time i named the rams and falcons and they both proceeded to lose two straight, though. i do really like the vikings this year, but their remaining schedule is BRUTAL (vs GB, @ ATL, vs SEA, @ARI, vs CHI, vs NYG, @ GB). i don't know if i trust them to even go 2-5 in that stretch.


I'll give you the Pats.
I'll trust the Bengals until the playoffs start. Then they'll fold up like a cheap tent.
The Steelers? They can't keep a QB healthy. They'll go as far as Big Ben's injury of the week will take them, although looking at the weak AFC top to bottom, they should easily get a Wild Card spot.

The Packers better get their shit straight to be a real contender.
Cardinals looking better and better but I don't see them going deep in the playoffs.
Outside of the Pats, the Panthers are the best contender you have listed.

The Vikings are actually playing good, consistent ball but they fly below the radar. And that remaining schedule isn't as brutal as you make it out to be. They should get at least 3 wins, maybe 4 or even 5 is possible.
 
The other factor the panthers outside of the Vikings probably have the worst coach on that list, might matter significantly when he decides to throw for a yard instead of have cam just fart forward for a yard.
 
The other factor the panthers outside of the Vikings probably have the worst coach on that list, might matter significantly when he decides to throw for a yard instead of have cam just fart forward for a yard.

So now Marvin Lewis and Mike McCarthy are who we want our NFL head coaches to emulate.....interesting turn of events.
 
So now Marvin Lewis and Mike McCarthy are who we want our NFL head coaches to emulate.....interesting turn of events.

Ha, yeah, if you want someone that can consistently get you to the dance, but never get you laid, Marvin Lewis is your guy...
 
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