On An Airplane Next To A Fat Guy

[wfudkn]

Waiting to board a flight. Seeing this first hand.

 

[Milhouse]

i was looking at flights to rome in june and they are expensive AF. Using miles for business class, American wanted 500k miles roundtrip!

thoughts and prayers

 

[WhatUTalkinBout Willis]

I bought my first ever pack of sanitary wipes for the purpose of wiping down the armrests and such on the flights I'm taking the next few weeks. I may just go ahead and wipe down whoever is next to me on the return trip from Cali.

 

[Milhouse]

cool

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

 

[WFcatamount22]

I bought my first ever pack of sanitary wipes for the purpose of wiping down the armrests and such on the flights I'm taking the next few weeks. I may just go ahead and wipe down whoever is next to me on the return trip from Cali.

Had two chicks sitting next to me on a flight Friday afternoon that did that. I was cool with it.

Hitting the Airport tomorrow flying to Jacksonville, interested to see if traffic is visibly down.

 

[scooter84]

Had two chicks sitting next to me on a flight Friday afternoon that did that. I was cool with it.

Hitting the Airport tomorrow flying to Jacksonville, interested to see if traffic is visibly down.

They wiped you down? That could be interesting...

 

[wakephan09]

Had two chicks sitting next to me on a flight Friday afternoon that did that. I was cool with it.

Hitting the Airport tomorrow flying to Jacksonville, interested to see if traffic is visibly down.

Middle seat, eh? I thought you were a high roller!

 

[PhDeac]

Middle seat, eh? I thought you were a high roller!

LOL at middle seat. This is catamount you're talking about here.

It was more like this:

 

[WFcatamount22]

Middle seat, eh? I thought you were a high roller!

I mean work pays for my flights, but it was a window seat in the back of the bus flying with Delta. I’m a no status peasant when I have to fly Delta.

 

[WFcatamount22]

I have a dude behind me right now on a conference call, in the middle of the fucking flight. Crying baby two rows back. You fucking kidding me.

Starting to root for the Corona to wipe half of us out. We need the plague.

 

[deacdiggler]

how is he doing a call? over wifi somehow?

 

[WFcatamount22]

how is he doing a call? over wifi somehow?

Yeah over WiFi. Usually the flight attendants shut that down, but apparently they aren’t in the caring mood today.

 

[bmoneydeac]

Delta flight catamount?

 

[bmoneydeac]

I’d tweet at airline and rat that fucker out

 

[deacdiggler]

I’d tweet at airline and rat that fucker out

yeah, this. include the seat number and everything. What a douche.

 

[bmoneydeac]

U won’t take a picture and tweet it to @PassengerShaming

 

[Biff Tannen]

If I were sitting next to him I'd just participate in the call, like he was talking to me or something.

 

[WhatUTalkinBout Willis]

I have no clue what people around me do on these planes. I put on the noise canceling headphones, crack open the laptop and check the F out on these jack-faces.

And it's worth noting that the outbound flight to DET then LAX were definitely lower attendance than normal, as in some empty seats were pretty visible. It's usually a full flight. I suspect (hope) return tomorrow will be even more sparse. I suspect we will see big cuts in the flight schedule soon. Airlines got no time for empty seats. They're basically the opposite of WF basketball.

 

[WFcatamount22]

Delta flight catamount?

This was an American flight between DFW and JAX.

I went the non confrontational turning music all the way up route.