JDawg
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Welcome to an event the Olympic Council holds dear to our heart, The Roast! This is when you inspiring comics can show off your sense of humor and still manage to insult as many people as possible.
The rules for this event are simple- write up no more than 1,000 words roasting the country I randomly assign. The word limit is there to make sure entries aren't excessively long, but don't make your entry long if its unnecessary and won't be funny. I will PM the captains which country you will be roasting. You MUST include each participant from the country you are roasting. When your roast is ready to be submitted, PM it to me and I will post them all anonymously at the appropriate time. Anybody may work on this event and PMs do not need to be from the captain, just have the following as your title: "(Your country) roasting (opposing country)". The judging panel will grade and rank each roast and I will compile and reveal the results and which roast is done by which country. Judges will remain anonymous by me but can reveal themselves after the judging is completed if they wish. Feel free to include others in your roast besides the opposing country, but the main subject of your roast MUST be the seven members from the assigned country.
Presentation can be whatever you prefer, there are a few methods. To present you with an idea of two methods, there are the one-liners as demonstrated by OGB in this milestone post on that other site or more of a paragraph format like I presented at the bottom of this page. If you are doing the one-liner method, be VERY careful that your opposing team remains the main subject of your post.
Roasts will be due at 2 PM on Wednesday 6/13 by PM. Feel free to ask any questions and I will answer them to the best of my ability.
Good luck!
The rules for this event are simple- write up no more than 1,000 words roasting the country I randomly assign. The word limit is there to make sure entries aren't excessively long, but don't make your entry long if its unnecessary and won't be funny. I will PM the captains which country you will be roasting. You MUST include each participant from the country you are roasting. When your roast is ready to be submitted, PM it to me and I will post them all anonymously at the appropriate time. Anybody may work on this event and PMs do not need to be from the captain, just have the following as your title: "(Your country) roasting (opposing country)". The judging panel will grade and rank each roast and I will compile and reveal the results and which roast is done by which country. Judges will remain anonymous by me but can reveal themselves after the judging is completed if they wish. Feel free to include others in your roast besides the opposing country, but the main subject of your roast MUST be the seven members from the assigned country.
Presentation can be whatever you prefer, there are a few methods. To present you with an idea of two methods, there are the one-liners as demonstrated by OGB in this milestone post on that other site or more of a paragraph format like I presented at the bottom of this page. If you are doing the one-liner method, be VERY careful that your opposing team remains the main subject of your post.
Roasts will be due at 2 PM on Wednesday 6/13 by PM. Feel free to ask any questions and I will answer them to the best of my ability.
Good luck!
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