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Possible Wake Forest Coaching Candidates Analysis

Wake Forest will fire Danny Manning after the ACC Tourney loss. Wellman will then conduct a "search"- Shaka Smart will turn him down again because Wellman insists that he can only hire his wife if she changes her name because Wake already has a "Maya" on the faculty ; Gregg Marshall will laugh in his face and tell him he needs a few more "G's" before he will come to WS; Wojo will slap the floor of his office and tell him to "get the hell out of Durham, I mean Milwaukee." Then he will approach Wes Miller, who accepts the job but then changes his mind when Donald Ross convinces him that it is "unofficially official" that Roy Williams will retire next year and Wes is the heir apparent.

Then after 3 weeks of very public humiliation (capped off by Bobby Lutz "withdrawing" his name from consideration) Wellman will call a press conference and introduce Randolph Childress as the new head coach. His assistants will be Tony Rutland, Jerry Braswell, and Steve Goolsby.

Wellman will insist that Randolph was his #1 choice from the very beginning. Randolph will fire Wellman as his first official act, he is able to do this because of a hidden clause in his contract (A No Idiot Clause) negotiated by Greg Newton, who was recommended to him by Tim Duncan, who said "Not only is Greg the 'best basketball player I've ever seen', but he's also a hell of a negotiator and he knows from idiots."

Randolph, finally unshackled from the incompetence of Bz, Manning, and Wellman, leads Wake to the ACC Championship in his first year by his sheer refusal to lose and by donning the #0 jersey and convincing everyone that he is actually Brandon. He breaks his own ACC Tourney scoring record by scoring 108 points, beating NCSU in the first round (while administering a nut punch to Braxton Beverly "This is for CP3, bitch!") then UNC in the semis asking if McInnis' broken ankles ever healed, then Duke in the Finals where he asks Coach K if he knows what Pete Gaudet is up to these days. He rides off on the Harley, making sure the fumes blow straight in K's face.
 
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you missed the part where he throws his gum into the stands at the duke fans

LilburnDeac said:
Wake Forest will fire Danny Manning after the ACC Tourney loss. Wellman will then conduct a "search"- Shaka Smart will turn him down again because Wellman insists that he can only hire his wife if she changes her name because Wake already has a "Maya" on the faculty ; Gregg Marshall will laugh in his face and tell him he needs a few more "G's" before he will come to WS; Wojo will slap the floor of his office and tell him to "get the hell out of Durham, I mean Milwaukee." Then he will approach Wes Miller, who accepts the job but then changes his mind when Donald Ross convinces him that it is "unofficially official" that Roy Williams will retire next year and Wes is the heir apparent.

Then after 3 weeks of very public humiliation (capped off by Bobby Lutz "withdrawing" his name from consideration) Wellman will call a press conference and introduce Randolph Childress as the new head coach. His assistants will be Tony Rutland, Jerry Braswell, and Steve Goolsby.

Wellman will insist that Randolph was his #1 choice from the very beginning. Randolph will fire Wellman as his first official act, he is able to do this because of a hidden clause in his contract (A No Idiot Clause) negotiated by Greg Newton, who was recommended to him by Tim Duncan, who said "Not only is Greg the 'best basketball player I've ever seen', but he's also a hell of a negotiator and he knows from idiots."

Randolph, finally unshackled from the incompetence of Bz, Manning, and Wellman, leads Wake to the ACC Championship in his first year by his sheer refusal to lose and by donning the #0 jersey and convincing everyone that he is actually Brandon. He breaks his own ACC Tourney scoring record by scoring 108 points, beating NCSU in the first round (while administering a nut punch to Braxton Beverly "This is for CP3, bitch!") then UNC in the semis asking if McInnis' broken ankles ever healed, then Duke in the Finals where he asks Coach K if he knows what Pete Gaudet is up to these days. He rides off on the Harley, making sure the fumes blow straight in K's face.
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LilburnDeac said:
Wake Forest will fire Danny Manning after the ACC Tourney loss. Wellman will then conduct a "search"- Shaka Smart will turn him down again because Wellman insists that he can only hire his wife if she changes her name because Wake already has a "Maya" on the faculty ; Gregg Marshall will laugh in his face and tell him he needs a few more "G's" before he will come to WS; Wojo will slap the floor of his office and tell him to "get the hell out of Durham, I mean Milwaukee." Then he will approach Wes Miller, who accepts the job but then changes his mind when Donald Ross convinces him that it is "unofficially official" that Roy Williams will retire next year and Wes is the heir apparent.

Then after 3 weeks of very public humiliation (capped off by Bobby Lutz "withdrawing" his name from consideration) Wellman will call a press conference and introduce Randolph Childress as the new head coach. His assistants will be Tony Rutland, Jerry Braswell, and Steve Goolsby.

Wellman will insist that Randolph was his #1 choice from the very beginning. Randolph will fire Wellman as his first official act, he is able to do this because of a hidden clause in his contract (A No Idiot Clause) negotiated by Greg Newton, who was recommended to him by Tim Duncan, who said "Not only is Greg the 'best basketball player I've ever seen', but he's also a hell of a negotiator and he knows from idiots."

Randolph, finally unshackled from the incompetence of Bz, Manning, and Wellman, leads Wake to the ACC Championship in his first year by his sheer refusal to lose and by donning the #0 jersey and convincing everyone that he is actually Brandon. He breaks his own ACC Tourney scoring record by scoring 108 points, beating NCSU in the first round (while administering a nut punch to Braxton Beverly "This is for CP3, bitch!") then UNC in the semis asking if McInnis' broken ankles ever healed, then Duke in the Finals where he asks Coach K if he knows what Pete Gaudet is up to these days. He rides off on the Harley, making sure the fumes blow straight in K's face.
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Also need to get Timmy to come back and be the player development guy to make sure we can still coach up the big guys after DM leaves.
 
RJKarl said:
Lavin is a rat bastard who turned his boss in at UCLA for having too many people at a recruiting dinner for the Collins twins.
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That sounds exactly like the kind of guy Wellman would target. #culture #LavinIn

What does “rat bastard” mean anyway?
 
birdman said:
That sounds exactly like the kind of guy Wellman would target. #culture #LavinIn

What does “rat bastard” mean anyway?
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It means beyond asshole and in his case it means he's a rat that can't be trusted.

Here's the urban dictionary definition:

"A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions."
 
Take it with a grain of salt but somebody on the Facebook page says they know some VCU insiders and there might be some legs to Shaka.
 
ChrisL68 said:
Take it with a grain of salt but somebody on the Facebook page says they know some VCU insiders and there might be some legs to Shaka.
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I'd take it with a whole shaker of salt. The people who post on that page are clueless.
 
LilburnDeac said:
I'd take it with a whole shaker of salt. The people who post on that page are clueless.
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This. It's mostly townie gossip. Everyone on that page claims to "know someone important" in the AD, yet legit info discussed is usually 1-2 days behind here. It can be worse than RJ's made up info about coaching searches.
 
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They want the vindication that Shaka made a mistake by leaving their special school.
 
BarcaDeac said:
why would VCU people know what the Texas coach is thinking?
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Well it probably is gossip. But one scenario would be that some VCU insider either had a close relationship with smart or knew somebody that had a close relationship with smart.
 
BarcaDeac said:
why would VCU people know what the Texas coach is thinking?
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Well, obviously Shaka just developed some really special relationships with his boosters at VCU. So now that his seat is hot at Texas, he's calling them for support and guidance. And they are such great friends that the VCU boosters just freely share that personal info with others. Or something like that?
 
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