DeacsATS
Sam "Ace" Rothstein
He may be a zero... But he's our zero!*
*And occasional ~250 when he actually submits answers.
*And occasional ~250 when he actually submits answers.
But Jane didn't come close to Jennifer so that's not why John won.John and Jane Doe is what I went with
I'm not saying that is whyBut Jane didn't come close to Jennifer so that's not why John won.
Bro, you are on the vet minimum. You're lucky to be still in the show.I am invoking my no trade clause. I will not be going anywhere.
Looks like camhildreth won for your team this week!taps mic
Look, this was a rough week, no getting around that. It was especially humbling to know that Windy and my brain are apparently not too far from the same wavelength, so some real soul-searching needs to happen. My performance wasn’t good enough, and that’s apparent not only in my place on the leaderboard, but those around me. I apologize to the fans and my family.
This isn’t an excuse, it’s week 2, but Imma be honest, I don’t know who the fuck my teammates are. Genuinely no fucking clue. Tracy and I have passed like ships in the night but I’m not positive the sandwich and Cam fan are real humans.
But you know what, as the designated team name and captain, that’s on me, I own that.
As such, I’d like to announce that Deac6 and the Jerry’s are going on a team retreat this weekend. There will be lots of bonding, team building, and a new layer of cohesion found.
We’ll be back for week three ready to clap some cheeks.
Oh man the added benefit of this annoying Biff. It’s perfect.
I'd Like to thank Cav for being the official speech writer of Windy and the KitsHere you go, Windy
I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in windy and the Kits Nation. I’m sorry. Extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was my goal. It’s something Windy and the Kits has never done here. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this.
You have never seen any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of this season, and you’ll never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of this season. You’ll never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless.
Vomit. The way he whispered to the camera like he was talking to an elderly dementia patient in Swamp Kings made me want to die.Here you go, Windy
I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in windy and the Kits Nation. I’m sorry. Extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was my goal. It’s something Windy and the Kits has never done here. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this.
You have never seen any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of this season, and you’ll never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of this season. You’ll never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless.
The winner would be 100 or the weekly possible perfect score would be a hundred?i've always thought it would be interested to normalize scores each week such that the winner was at 100
would account for fluctuations in participation and give context to historically bad performances (or historically large margins of victory)