Totally Unofficial 2023/24 Premier League Thread

[Stormfury]

These can’t be real quotes. They just can’t.

Maybe they should sign a few more CDM. That’ll help them score for sure

 

[Stormfury]

Fair point RE Chelsea
But he was underwhelming at PSG too, in my opinion

PSG typically underwhelms though.

 

[deacvision7]

PSG typically underwhelms though.

What's that like?

Signed,
A Manchester United supporter

 

[TownieDeac]

I can only imagine the screed we’d get from Beck

 

[WindyCityDeac]

BTW not for nothing but damn if Conor Gallagher doesn't strike quite the figure in those shmedium mint green jersey's

 

[Demonbeck]

I can only imagine the screed we’d get from Beck

It is violent conduct and should be punished the same way for every player regardless of the crest on their shirt.

 

[TexasDeac10]

I can only imagine the screed we’d get from Beck

lol Mitrovic would have been banned from the league for this

 

[deacvision7]

To be fair... Mitrovic likely would have ripped that guy's trachea out of his body and murdered him. Because Mitrovic is a crazy person.

 

[ipitytheblue]

To be fair... Mitrovic likely would have ripped that guy's trachea out of his body and murdered him. Because Mitrovic is a crazy person.

Cuti Romero is gonna end up doing this in the normal context of defending one of these days

 

[ipitytheblue]

Good lord, Spurs just signed Destiny Udogie to a new deal that runs until 2030.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Good lord, Spurs just signed Destiny Udogie to a new deal that runs until 2030.

He still won’t be 30 will he?

 

[ipitytheblue]

He still won’t be 30 will he?

Nope, that's his age 28 year. I think the entire back line is signed thru 2028 and they'll still all be <30 by then (I think).

 

[TownieDeac]

 

[HuskyDeac]

Yeeeesh.

 

[deacvision7]

In the Premier League this season only Mo Salah (6.0) has more expected assists than Bruno Fernandes (5.8). Salah has 7 assists (+1) while Bruno has 3 assists (-2.8). On key passes, passes that lead directly to a shot, Bruno tops the PL with 47 (nearly 3 a game)
In the Champions League this season only David Raum (2.9) has more expected assisted goals than Bruno Fernandes (2.2).

Manchester United have a lot of problems but Bruno as a creative force isn't one of them.

 

[TownieDeac]

Yeah that stat is a combo of players not taking their chances and the team struggling at home.

Funny though

 

[TownieDeac]

Maybe just Harrison? Idk gotta wait for Danjuma’s double digit goals to come in.

 

[deacvision7]

Maybe just Harrison? Idk gotta wait for Danjuma’s double digit goals to come in.

🤣 🤪
any day now, I'm sure....

9 matches played and 3 starts (391 minutes, or 4.3 90s) at just under the halfway mark of the season. Maybe, just maybe, he's not a good player y'all?


also, who the fuck is Andy Logeran?

 

[TownieDeac]

🤣 🤪
any day now, I'm sure....

9 matches played and 3 starts (391 minutes, or 4.3 90s) at just under the halfway mark of the season. Maybe, just maybe, he's not a good player y'all?


also, who the fuck is Andy Logeran?

Lonergan is like the fourth keeper at this point. He was a longtime backup at Liverpool I think, not sure he’s ever seen the field for us.

 

[Demonbeck]

The FA admits it believes that some teams should be treated differently than others.