Trump Indicted

[BarcaDeac]

It’s not that he lied, which everyone on Earth knew he would do if given the chance. It’s that he picked such an outrageously inconceivable number. I guess that’s totally on brand though.

Like when quack Dr (now Congressman) Ronny Jackson listed Trump’s height and weight which was basically exactly the same as Luke Kuechly.

 

[Henry Chinaski]

I’m in tears - we are getting close to the “Four Seasons Landscaping” zone…

 

[Henry Chinaski]

 

[Shooshmoo]

So much gold.

 

[SC DEAC]

I can't stop laughing at that mugshot. So fucking ridiculous, but so on brand. I guess I was expecting a Tom Delay shit eating grin, but instead we got this!

 

[Liquid Karma]

 

[rawarr]

radio silence

 

[WakeandBake]

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man I’m scared

 

[deacdiggler]

BLUE STEAL

 

[rawarr]

Hmm I like people who weren’t captured

 

[DeacOnCapeCod]

He looks like a 5 year old who is planning revenge against their older brother for telling mom that he broke the rules.

 

[DeaconSig]

My assumption is that he must be close to 315lbs. He's not sophisticated enough to reduce his weight by anything other than a round number like 100.

 

[bym051d]

I'll assume he has no clue what his weight is.

 

[Deacsfan27]

NO SURRENDER!!!! (except when he surrenders to Georgia's request)

 

[BeachBumDeac]

I'll assume he has no clue what his weight is.

Definitely a situation where he memorized a number ~40-50 years ago and has just stuck with it

 

[Deacfreak07]

NO SURRENDER!!!! (except when he surrenders to Georgia's request)

No shame in laying down to an SEC court.

 

[WFU Lurker]

I'll assume he has no clue what his weight is.

Can’t see the scale

 

[Biff Tannen]

 

[BeachBumDeac]

SCOOOOOOOOOP !

 

[deaconson]

Toe's on the line.