The excess drama is unnecessary and weakens your argument. To argue that we haven't been "even remotely relevant" in basketball for 25 years is wrong. We were relevant when Josh Howard led us to an ACC regular season championship, when Chris Paul's team was preseason #1 and on every college bball magazine cover, when that same team spent the entire season ranked top 10, and when we were ranked #1 with Teague, Aminu, Johnson, Ish.
There is a lot to discuss and debate regarding our athletic department, and the basketball team in particular. Over-exaggeration is just unnecessary.
It isn't excess drama, it is reality. In the 21 seasons since Duncan left (I'm including this season because it is over and none of the following are happening), let's go through how you are attempting to justify our relevancy:
1. 1 (out of 21) regular season ACC championship, which the ACC does not even recognize. So we're making up our own championships now. Solid. Even assuming that it was recognized, and counting the ACC regular season and tournament champions as equivalent champions (which they aren't, but whatever), we are 1 for 42 in that span. 1 for 42. That is pretty fucking irrelevant. But wait, it gets better.
2. A PRESEASON #1 ranking (by who, I don't know) and some time in the top 10 that season. When preseason rankings become relevant for anything, let me know. Over that same time, as to what actually matters, and leaving the Final 4 out of it because it would be laughable, how many Elite 8 appearances do we have? Let's see, that would be zer-fucking-o. Out of 168 possible Elite 8 spots, we are 0 for 168. Solid work there. Obviously a lot of those 168 spots overlap with the same schools from year to year, but how many different schools have been there over that time? 30? 40? 50? Whatever it is, we aren't in those schools. Meanwhile, such powerhouses as Davidson, Kent State, George Mason, VCU, Butler, Providence, and Dayton have all made it at least once. Again, pretty fucking irrelevant.
3. We were ranked #1 for ONE WEEK in that 21 year period. Assuming the college basketball season is 5 months long, that is 1 week out of 420 possible #1 weekly rankings. Again, pretty fucking irrelevant.