What Do You Do When Your SO is Away?

[Wakeforest22890]

I shit and piss on the living room floor and maintain eye contact with my dog while I do to assert dominance. When the girlfriend comes home and sees how well the dog listens to me she can't figure out how I do it. Without the constraints of having someone else in the house to make sure I use the bathroom in the toilet there's just no reason to.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

sitting inside and watching milfs walking by your window....yikes (and depressing).

 

[Complacent Deac]

I can pretty much do what I want when my wife and kids are around. But when they are gone, the acoustic drums get a lot of action and the electric kit gets none. And lots of 70s hard rock gets full volume treatment throughout the the house in between drumming binges.

Yes, this is good.

 

[RJKarl]

What's missing from this thread are posts from women posters telling what they do.

Oh, my bad, they use the time when their gross SO isn't there to make the place livable, doing charity work and trying to help their single friends muddle through their lives. They are perfect ladies when we're gone.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

The chicks around here crank it just as much as the dudes. Don't let their silence fool you.

 

[lbE08]

...I just got the most random rep from a post on this thread. Someone's digging deep in the archives.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

...I just got the most random rep from a post on this thread. Someone's digging deep in the archives.

thanks, rkarl

 

[lbE08]

thanks, rkarl

haha, yep.

 

[RJKarl]

...I just got the most random rep from a post on this thread. Someone's digging deep in the archives.

I did as well.

 

[marquee moon]

+1

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

1) Watch all the sports.
2) Eat all the unhealthy foods.
3) Play all the video games.
4) Drink all the drinks.

I knocked all of these out last night. Too bad the Deacs didn't escape with a W.

 

[Biff Tannen]

...I just got the most random rep from a post on this thread. Someone's digging deep in the archives.

thanks, rkarl

I did as well.

+1

 

[ImTheCaptain]

i'm sure someone will posrep you one day, biff

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

i'm sure someone will posrep you one day, biff

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to BiffTannen again"

 

[Biff Tannen]

i'm sure someone will posrep you one day, biff

Oh, I got one too.