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Do they have an o/u prop on incidents involving Filipowski's right leg?

The committee and the selection show crew would have been awesome at producing game shows in the 50's.

It's days like today when I really miss oldtrenchfighter and his photoshops.

Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?

Unless you have one of those ovens where the broiler is in the bottom drawer, you probably have separate ignitors for the upper broiler burner and the lower oven burner. I had to replace the oven ignitor in our old one twice.

I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."

What about a dentist converting to Judaism in order to be able to make Jewish jokes?

Next time my wife asks me what beer I'm on, I think I'll just kiss her and thank her for being her. Fuckin' A do I feel sorry for anyone having to listen to that shit.

We use this stuff for cleaning up the occasional pee, dump or barf. Works well. Since it's enzyme-based in order to break down the proteins, it may have some decent results w/ blood.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2546162-internet-goes-to-town-on-goofy-courtroom-sketch-of-tom-brady-and-company

If they're the little black ants, these have worked very well for us. Just place one by the pile and after a couple of days they should be gone. If they're fire ants, sprinkle some amdro on and around the mound.

Yep. Our dog drooled, trembled and yelped non-stop in the car really bad when she was a puppy. Either my wife or me sitting in the back with her would help just a bit, but after a 10 minute ride to the vet whoever was back there would be soaked. Rides from Cary to W-S were a blast. She...

The omission of Luigi's in Morehead City is horseshit.

I'm picturing rj plotting his re-entry and having the following conversation with himself: "This could have been a huge mistake." "Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through." "[sighs] What should I do?" "Maybe you can just go back." "Go back?" "Yeah. Pretend like it...

Paulie flinging the turkey into the alley, and then yelling at Adrian that her hymen's busted.