dartsndeacs
THE quintessential dwarf
Hit a brotha up. Want some analysis? The Miss Teen Colorado runner up pr0n does not disappoint.
I don't fuck around with no ugos bro
HANG OUT
4 days and counting brother. House FULL of hotties.
Brews you wanna join? We got one spot left.
My brain is super dead, so this is going to be hard, but Im really gonna try to hit on fake tits McGee. She's probably like 35, so I've got summon the power to hit on the older bartender. Any suggestions?
Also wakephan did you hear about my new spot? I'm posting up at this bar across the street from there, scoping out the talent. This bartender's fake tits are insane. Some hotties out back playing volleyball too.
No shit