ImTheCaptain
I disagree with you
a little strange to rag on a married guy who gets enough to make fapping overrated
but i agree, his fap routine is a little over the top
but i agree, his fap routine is a little over the top
a little strange to rag on a married guy who gets enough to make fapping overrated
but i agree, his fap routine is a little over the top
He had a thread where he complained about getting it once a week, ppl forget that
i thought he recently had increased it to twice or more or something, too
And purchase a Fleshlight !
That's exactly how I'd imagine a successful serial killer would fap.
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You don't know much about serial killers
I have a funny story on that topic
Also, my general advice on the subject:
1. Always take the trash offsite before the return, however, dont have a completely empty/fresh bag in the container when she comes home.
2. Use a lint brush on the couch, pillows to pick up any conspicuous hoodrat hairs (now, this step can be avoided if you only go after hoodratz with same hair color as SO, but as we all know, that completely counter to the objective).
Along the lines of the highlighted one, a friend got an entertainment center from Ikea. His wife went out to get some things while he was putting it together. He finished and called me in a confused state. He wanted to know what to do with 50+ extra parts.
I suggested he shake the unit to see if was OK. It was. Then I told him to put the extra parts in a bag, wrap it in another bag and then immediately take it to the dumpster 2-3 buildings over in their complex. He did.
A few years later, we told his soon to be ex-wife about the construction of entertainment center and she lost it. She got even angrier when we laughed about her losing it over something that had worked fine for a few years.
Along the lines of the highlighted one, a friend got an entertainment center from Ikea. His wife went out to get some things while he was putting it together. He finished and called me in a confused state. He wanted to know what to do with 50+ extra parts.
I suggested he shake the unit to see if was OK. It was. Then I told him to put the extra parts in a bag, wrap it in another bag and then immediately take it to the dumpster 2-3 buildings over in their complex. He did.
A few years later, we told his soon to be ex-wife about the construction of entertainment center and she lost it. She got even angrier when we laughed about her losing it over something that had worked fine for a few years.
Also, my general advice on the subject:
1. Always take the trash offsite before the return, however, dont have a completely empty/fresh bag in the container when she comes home.
2. Use a lint brush on the couch, pillows to pick up any conspicuous hoodrat hairs (now, this step can be avoided if you only go after hoodratz with same hair color as SO, but as we all know, that completely counter to the objective).
Along the lines of the highlighted one, a friend got an entertainment center from Ikea. His wife went out to get some things while he was putting it together. He finished and called me in a confused state. He wanted to know what to do with 50+ extra parts.
I suggested he shake the unit to see if was OK. It was. Then I told him to put the extra parts in a bag, wrap it in another bag and then immediately take it to the dumpster 2-3 buildings over in their complex. He did.
A few years later, we told his soon to be ex-wife about the construction of entertainment center and she lost it. She got even angrier when we laughed about her losing it over something that had worked fine for a few years.