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Chat Thread: RJ Remembers Amblerfest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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takes exactly 4 poops per year, they are a perfect cube and the color white
hand washes their socks
makes eye contact with every person they pass on the street
can read yiddish but not speak it
 
Eats a single grape at 10:05
Reads at least one book every day
6 hours of business meetings followed by 4 hours of crossfit
2 oz of salmon, 14 green beans and water seasoned with pear for dinner every night
in bed by 8:00 pm
 
Eats a single grape at 10:05
Reads at least one book every day
6 hours of business meetings followed by 4 hours of crossfit
2 oz of salmon, 14 green beans and water seasoned with pear for dinner every night
in bed by 8:00 pm

And dies at 52
 
Start over, I guess.

Maybe they take a step stool to the trashcan? You either get (1) a less gargantuan trashcan, or (2) way better tall genes.

Look man, I can't tell you how to raise your kids. I don't want to and I shouldn't. However, if your kids are gonna get in the fast lane to banging Juice's mom on the regular, they are gonna have to toughen up. That woman is a wild ride, and you gotta be able to keep the saddle long enough to bust a nut. Think about that when you're just soft-pitching your 4 year old on taking out the trash. Think of Juice's mom.

I have two daughters. NTTAWWT
 
our pet sitter's online payment form now has a line for a tip, but like, it's her business so she's getting all the revenue?
 
And I screwed it up. It’s Dancing on my Own. I know that because I’m currently bumping that shit in my office.
 
adding to the billionaires' successful habits: wears the same clothes every day/eats the same breakfast every day. you won't believe how much effort that saves!! save your brain power for more important decisions when you do finally check you mail for the one time every day [to read the emails three assistants already filtered for you]!!

Chores for kids: 9 and 11 yr old could definitely do more than they do; right now they pretty much set the table (when asked), make their beds (when reminded), clear the table/put dishes in the dishwasher, and fold their laundry. They'll do most anything when asked, but neither of them really feel the responsibility of "oh, it's Wednesday evening, I need to roll the trashcans out to the curb." They're both really interested in earning an allowance though, so this will change here in the next bit of time. I also know we'll need some extra helping hands once baby comes, and I'll take it in whatever form it comes. The only problem is that 11yr old can be a real dingus about the level of effort the puts in, and also gets really hung up on needing breaks (like if he's doing yardwork). That alone is infuriating enough to just not have him do it. The struggle, though, is that we only have them 50% of the time and are already the 'strict' house... not that it's not perfectly fine for kids to have different expectations at different places, it's just hard that the learning curve on everything is so steep because it doesn't get reinforced all the time.

Husband and I both enjoy yardwork, in that masochistic kind of way, and don't mind doing it/don't want to pay for yardwork. Housecleaning, though? I loathe washing the shower/bathtub and no way are kids going to do a good job of that. Bathroom deep clean alone is probably worth getting a monthly housecleaner here soon (post-baby). I feel a little lame knowing we're physically capable of doing it ourselves... but if we both work and can afford it (and it means I never have to do it) I think it's worth it.
 
i have 10s of dollars but I fully endorse wearing the same thing every day

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