Chat thread 95: old people can't hang anymore

[mako1331]

I don’t understand why doctors can’t get their shit together on wait times. It’s like, hey I know you have a 5yo that feels like absolute dogshit, but I’m gonna tell you to be here at 10 am and then have you wait in your fucking car for 45 minutes and then have my receptionist get hella snippy when you call from the parking lot to ask how much longer it’s gonna be.

 

[DistrictDeacon]

People are selfish and can't be on time and it just cascades.

 

[TownieDeac]

 

[ImTheCaptain]

People are selfish and can't be on time and it just cascades.

my pediatrician will cancel your non-sick apt if you're more than 10 min late and make you reschedule

 

[YoungBuck95]

Just an absolute wild turn of events. Started off so wholesome, “gooood morning!” Then (I think this is how you use this word) yeeted a bobcat

 

[Biff Tannen]

my pediatrician will cancel your non-sick apt if you're more than 10 min late and make you reschedule

It's probably time for you to go to a big boy doctor by now anyway, isn't it ?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

It's probably time for you to go to a big boy doctor by now anyway, isn't it ?

yeah but they don't give me stickers at the end of the appointment so jokes on you

 

[Biff Tannen]

Should a "hunger strike" be more properly referred to as a "food boycott" ?

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Catamount and Palma are pretty close to the same person...I base this on knowing Cat IRL and know Palma on the boards.

So basically Catamount is destined to marry an illegal immigrant from an Eastern European country.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Just an absolute wild turn of events. Started off so wholesome, “gooood morning!” Then (I think this is how you use this word) yeeted a bobcat

good thing he had his trusty gun on him !

 

[WFcatamount22]

So basically Catamount is destined to marry an illegal immigrant from an Eastern European country.

Just like my boy Trump.

 

[WFcatamount22]

What Texas lacks in serviceable cable and cell services, it sure makes up for in Breakfast Tacos. Because they are small and mostly egg and cheese, I don't feel bad getting two every morning, but I have a feeling those are the first few steps down the slippery slope to Two Ton Timmy.

The fact that I get them from a gas station down the road only adds to their appeal, today I went with the chorizo and the Texas (potato, ham egg and cheese).

If they don't tie up your salsa in perfect coke 8ball baggies, then it is not a legit taco spot. Anything else is for no flavor having gringos.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Jesus Palma. You make like 8 times what I make. Buy a decent tv stand for fucks sake.

I didn’t live that sweet multi TV ph life until mid-pandemic, and that one does the trick for housing 8 video game systems

 

[deaconson]

What Texas lacks in serviceable cable and cell services, it sure makes up for in Breakfast Tacos. Because they are small and mostly egg and cheese, I don't feel bad getting two every morning, but I have a feeling those are the first few steps down the slippery slope to Two Ton Timmy.

The fact that I get them from a gas station down the road only adds to their appeal, today I went with the chorizo and the Texas (potato, ham egg and cheese).

rudy's?

 

[deaconson]

New nickname for my cock: Tex.

because it shuts down when its cold? runs off to cancun when its got a job to do?

 

[Biff Tannen]

Because it's big and multicultural.

 

[WFcatamount22]

rudy's?

Rudy's is low key legit AF. It can hang with some of the bigger names like Styles for instance. Which is fucking garbage trash and an embarrassment to BBQ.

 

[deaconson]

how u think he stay rich bitch

knocking up oprah?

 

[WFcatamount22]

Because it's big and multicultural.

Nah because you think it is bigger than it is, and have huge insecurities about anything that happens south of the border.

 

[deaconson]

It's probably time for you to go to a big boy doctor by now anyway, isn't it ?

i'm laughing way to hard at this joke. or not. well done.