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if only Theoden had made a hot pocket joke
this is great
if only Theoden had made a hot pocket joke
I thought it was boring. Maybe I’d like it if I saw it now. I’m not really into fantasy shit like elves and whatever.
GANDALF: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
[FRODO mimes speaking the last sentence in unison]
FRODO: "You've said that a hundred times Gandalf. [Eye roll] Late every time. I thought you said that you wanted to save the world?"
[ARAGORN enters]
ARAGORN: "Friedo, fetch me my M.E.G.A. sword."
FRODO: "My name's Frodo"
ARAGORN: "That's what I said, Frydo."
FRODO: "You know what forget this, I don't even want to adventure any more." [He storms out]
GANDALF: [Shakes head] "Aragorn, why are you like this?"
ARAGORN: [Feet up on table - messily eating a turkey leg] "Like what?"
GANDALF: "Nevermind"
[Nirvana's "Come As You Are" starts playing]
I thought it was boring. Maybe I’d like it if I saw it now. I’m not really into fantasy shit like elves and whatever.
I was not a fan of LOTR, but I think it has to do more with the fact that the viewing experiences were miserable.
I was not a fan of LOTR, but I think it has to do more with the fact that the viewing experiences were miserable.
The first one came out when I was a senior in high school and I was working at Old Navy (itself a miserable experience). I went with my HS girlfriend to see it after working amidst the holiday rush and fell asleep in the theater. That led to a massive fight for some reason because she (a massive book nerd) couldn’t fathom how a I fell asleep during something so incredible. I told her she should try working some time.
Fast forward to my freshman year at Wake (I used my Old Navy shirt wrapped around a branch covered in gasoline to start the fire at a going away camp out). Same GF visits from UVA for the first time and brings the VHS. She puts it on in the dorm room and turns off the lights hops into bed and decides we need to talk about our relationship.
That Christmas the second one came out when I was home on break. We went to see it together after a tumultuous first semester of long distance. I fell asleep after clearing brush all day. Rinse. Repeat.
Needless to say things didn’t work out. I never bothered watching the third one.
If I were Matthew McConaughey, there's no way in hell I'd fuck up my life by becoming Governor of Texas.
what party would he run? i gotta think he leans more gop
man, some of you guys go pretty hard for a fantasy movie series