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CT Redux: Comedy has died

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birdman said:
McDonald's Apple Pie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frosty. Or so I am told.
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I have not made love to (m)any confections. However, I'm struggling with how to logistically have sex with a McDonald's apple pie. I assume you take it out of the box, (and let it cool?) but I'm not sure that the physical limitations of the hand pie could withstand even my modest 1" of prowess.

american-pie.jpg
 
BarcaDeac said:
dipping dick in Frosty > fries in Frosty
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Facts

"going to go get a frosty" was the euphemism for going to bang my girlfriend back in HS. We'd be watching a movie in the living room at her house surrounded by her protective parents and she'd tell her parents that we were going to go get frosty's. We'd drive about half a block down the road, park under a tree and I'd totally give her the business. After awhile I'm pretty sure her folks caught on.

Jesus Christ, I sound like RJ.
 
Donkey Deac Doug said:
I have not made love to (m)any confections. However, I'm struggling with how to logistically have sex with a McDonald's apple pie. I assume you take it out of the box, (and let it cool?) but I'm not sure that the physical limitations of the hand pie could withstand even my modest 1" of prowess.

american-pie.jpg
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I'm thinking that making love to a pumpkin would get the job done. It just seems like if you got the hole sized just right, that it might actually be kind of nice.
 
That picture of Eugene Levy reminds me of two comedies from growing up in the 80s that weren't that great, but I saw so often that they became favorites...

Armed and Dangerous
&
Club Paradise

I still quote them both in my head on probably a daily basis, but I'm pretty sure most people would have no idea what I was talking about if I said it out loud.

"Well climb on in here, Slim!"
 
CreamyGoodness said:
Facts

"going to go get a frosty" was the euphemism for going to bang my girlfriend back in HS. We'd be watching a movie in the living room at her house surrounded by her protective parents and she'd tell her parents that we were going to go get frosty's. We'd drive about half a block down the road, park under a tree and I'd totally give her the business. After awhile I'm pretty sure her folks caught on.

Jesus Christ, I sound like RJ.
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"It should take longer than 10 minutes than to drive to and from Wendy's and eat a Frosty"
 
Oh, ok yeah that's fair.

Fun fact about me...I've never hosted a chat thread. I always get too nervous around page 99 and I stop posting.
 
DeacsATS said:
That picture of Eugene Levy reminds me of two comedies from growing up in the 80s that weren't that great, but I saw so often that they became favorites...

Armed and Dangerous
&
Club Paradise

I still quote them both in my head on probably a daily basis, but I'm pretty sure most people would have no idea what I was talking about if I said it out loud.

"Well climb on in here, Slim!"
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I loved Club Paradise so much as a kid.
 
Lol yeah the mechanics of doing all sorts of shit in HS seems so ridiculous now. Congrats on the sex tho.
 
I think the biggest thing from HS through college and I guess a little after graduation is trying hard to make sure no jizz got anywhere near going in. But then down the road when you're actually trying to get pregnant and hey you find out later that's not in the cards it's like man.
 
TenaciousKory said:
kinda depends on how strict the 6 year requirement is tbh

I've only just started my 6th year of grad studies and I haven't even taught PS all of those years - jumped around between teaching interpersonal comm and mass comm.

obviously i'll gladly take the details if you're willing to share ph
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Got something a little better this time. Assistant Professor in Moving-Image Studies and Critical Race and Ethnic Studies. They're looking for someone with a PhD in film studies, media studies, cultural studies, communication, or other related field. Not in Hawaii though.
 
 
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